>From Sex to Superconsciousness - http://www.truthbeknown.com Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Draft will begin production in Canada this year. When Clinton was asked what he thought about foreign affairs, he replied, I don't know. I never had one. If you came across Bill Clinton struggling in a raging river and you had a choice between rescuing him or getting a Pulitzer prize-winning photograph,what shutter speed would you use? Chelsea asked her dad, "Do all fairy tales begin with once upon a time...?" Bill Clinton replied, "No. Some begin with 'After I'm elected...'" Clinton's mother prayed fervently that Bill would grow up and be president. So far, half of her prayer has been answered. American Indians have nicknamed Bill Clinton as "Walking Eagle" because he is so full of crap that he can't fly. Isn't putting Bill Clinton in charge of a trust fund (SS) as insane as putting in a draft-dodger as Commander-in-Chief? Clinton only lacks three things to become one of America's finest leaders: Integrity, vision, and wisdom. Clinton is doing the work of three men: Larry, Curly, and Moe Revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, & nothing but what I think you need to know." The center for Disease Control in Atlanta, GA, announced today the President has proven that you CAN get sex from Aides! Jennifer Flowers was asked if her relationship with Bill Clinton was anything like the Monica Lewinski affair. She supposedly replied, "Close, but no cigar." The FBI has coined a technical term for the stains found on Monica's dress: "Presidue" (gross!) Did you know that Bill Clinton is considering changing the Democratic seal from a donkey to a condom, because it represents inflation, halts production, and gives you a false sense of security while you are being screwed. Washington has come up with a solution for the Clinton situation. They added the 11th commandment: "Thou shall not comfort thy rod with thy staff." Bill Gates is in New York showing all the computer executives how well Windows 98 works. But the computer executives say that Windows 98 goes down so much they are thinking about renaming it Monica 98. Arkansas is very proud of Clinton. All these women coming forward, and not one of them is his sister! -- <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> http://www.mikeconner.com [EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED] UIN # 1072142 ______________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED] MSN Messenger Service lets you stay in touch instantly with your family & friends - Visit http://messenger.msn.com
