CONSPIRACY THEORY 101, A COURSE IN SURVIVING THE MILLENIUM
CONSPIRE: Literally "TO BREATHE TOGETHER". That's what this horrid thing
is? Sharing breath? Well yes. Can't you just see a few oligarchs
dripping diamonds, noses touching over a silver tea pot at the Ritz Caf�
in Paris, planning some gambit to clear the highways of people, drive
out the welfare populations, thin the branches in the middle of the tree
which prevent the light coming in so they can better grow fruit at the
top, seize the fruit and control the world? So they can have only
YUPPIES on the planet, with credit cards tied to Stepfather Bank, so
inflation can run wild and the zooming spenders on the highway don't
have to slow down for jalopies? So all the trans-national corporations
can drive up the profits the ruthless l0% a year? Oh yes, an idyllic
paradise with runaway inflation that only yuppies can handle, that's
what conspiring means up at that Olympian level. CONSPIRING is when a
few very wealthy, IN POWER people, conspire against the rest to have an
edge. AS IF THEY NEEDED ONE!! They already have think tanks to advise
them what laws to make, they have lawyers and the best politicians money
can buy to make the laws. Soldiers and Cops to enforce them. WHY DO THEY
NEED TO DO THIS?
That is what Millenium Conspiracy Theory 101 is about. Understood and
implied is that a few men hold all the strings and are pulling them to
engineer a TILT to the playing board. To find out what they're doing,
look at any modern event. For instance, the AIDS VIRUS crisis. Pretend
it is NOT an accident, THEN search for the probable CUI BONUM? That's
LATIN for who benefits from it. Who wins when a million folks die of
HIV? That's easy. Those who want certain areas of the city or continent
vacant, certain segments of us gone. There are people who despise Gays,
Ghetto drug addicts, blacks, Africans. What if they wanted an entire
rich, green continent just south of EUROPE vacated? It could happen. The
idea is that Europe would benefit. Europe needs what Hitler called
"Living Room." So if there's a benefit for somebody who COULD have
engineered it, we have a viable conspiracy theory.
OK? Ready to play this game? We say conspiracy theory YOU say who wins.
AIDS? CORRECT ANSWER: the captains of industry in EUROPE COULD HAVE DONE
the dirty deed. The Virus was in a few green monkeys, and then after the
World Health Organization (a subsidiary of the New World Order's United
Nations), shoots everybody in Africa up with Small Pox vaccinations,
accidentally all of Africa gets it?
Now, many of you think of me as a rational soothsayer, a metaphysician,
a kindly white
witch who lives in the San Fernando Valley just north of Hollywood and
grows BLUE CORN and loves her chicken Puck Puck but my chicken and some
of my close personal friends know what I haven't even told my parents:
that I am a raving conspiracy theory buff.
I collect wild theories. These run to who's profiteering from public
dumbness, which
oligarchs are screwing which segments of the stranded, suffocating
population --- Who
assasinated whom. Who profits from such and such a trade/ economic or
political
arrangement. Basic "NO DUH" "somebody's out there KILLING us" theory.
I am not a lone nut. The internet is FULL of us. You can surf puzzles
and conspiracies
hourly out there. There are many puzzle collectors. We arrange
conspiracy theories in funny little articles and hoarde the articles in
drawers, later to join them together when pieces fit. Get enough pieces,
I publish them under someone else's name in case they still kill people
for spreading anti-authoritarian material.
Researching conspiracies is not easy for me as I have the attention span
of a gnat, so I
need help all the time. YOU CANNOT ask a question of a search engine if
you don't already know the answer, or ask for an answer if you don't
know the question. That's a problem Luckily, I have smart tekkie
webpals, hackers who send me posts, news, clues and URLS.
So what else do PC phreaks do on a machine made of silicone, beach sand
and water? We SURF. And this is like trying to mine diamonds dodging
freeway traffic. You get a lot of lumps of coal and a lot of fenders in
your teeth.
Example of a lump of coal. Surfing one of the URLS my phreak pals had
sent, I arrived at the greatest sounding website. "THE WORLD'S BIGGEST
CONSPIRACY", a front page with a great graphic of black void lit by a
single, burning candle, really well done JAVA giving the cartoon candle
some flickering movement, and a little clickable URL sign like Alice in
Wonderland got, on a table with a cookie that said 'EAT ME" only this
one says "THE MYSTERIES ARE HERE --- SOMEWHERE. As I say, it was
underlined ---meaning it's an URL so I click, go to another
blank page with a few inscrutable words. "KEEP SEARCHING" underlined.
Tap. Soon I see it's a mobius loop. I go nowhere.
NO INDEX, no archive. I cannot abide websites that don't show the goods
fast, or have an
index and an archive. I loathe the ones that say 'send for video 29$,
send for book 24$
too. If it's valuable truth that's gonna save humanity, make it FREE fer
Crissakes! So,
pissed at time lost, I write the guy.
"OH GREAT QUIRKY ENIGMA MAN. Oh great sociocologistpath of the website.
Our fingers fly
o'er the keys, like darting roaches we seek out the crumbs of wisdom.
Yea though we walk in
the valley of caffeine, our minds are hungry for the True Guru. Do not
blame us if in our
hurry, we touch at your gate, ring the bell and hearing no motion
within, move on. For we
are not psychic. We cannot see THRU the gate. We know not where thou
hidest thy archive, or
even if we stroll in the front door so coyly underlined, whether what we
seek is there.
Such coyness bewilders. It does not allure. Just say "ARCHIVE HERE" with
an big ARROW and a
LINK, underlined in BLUE, that will suffice. Go to this or that website.
I TOSS HIM SOME
URLS.. Archive is on the index page, the front page, the ENTRANCE LOBBY
if you will. Touch
anything and it delivers what is promised. Go to my own website, It's an
archive. Front
page, the ARROW says free scopes, free dailies. Free palmistry readings,
ARCHIVE here, and
a stack of links to articles, what I call clickable urls. Articles are
there under those
URLS.. TOUCH IT YOU GET IT.
It is yours. GENEROSITY to seeking minds, hospitality to visitors. Just
come in, eat,
leave. TIME is what surfers have very little of. Get'em started READING.
The substantial
stuff is there. They will be drawn into spend time. So I go on to berate
the guy "I think
perhaps the reason you're so quirky is that you think nobody's coming
anyway. We ARE
COMING. We HAVE COME but sonny, We have LEFT. And the chance of our
FINDING YOU AGAIN or
wending our way back here? Snowball in hell. Unless your name is
CocaCola.com -------NOBODY
remembers your URL. So what is your plan? Your agenda?
Well, I didn't realize I was dealing with a twit. The jerk answers me.
"I have no interest
in putting up any sort of archive. We have no conspiracy theories, just
conspiracy FACTS,
and we don't have any reason to share those. The peabrain signs it "A
minor minion of the
Shadowy Leader of The Great Conspiracy. "
As I type fast, and it's no sweat for me, I decide to give him one more
swack: "Dear Minor
Minion", I write him. "Can't figure why anyone would PRIDE himself on
being a minion of a
shadowy leader." Do you think you're being GOTHIC? And GOTHIC IS NIFTY?
He answers (smartly
he thinks)......IDIOTICALLY I THINK: "Better to be a minor minion of the
Shadowy Leader who
will soon rule the world than be in charge of some stupid government
that will soon go
away." NAHHH-NAHH. (thumb to nose)
I am patient. "SONNY. You state clearly here that you have conspiracy
facts. Are they
somewhere on your website? Does one go thru the haunted house, touching
the walls, passing
thru the darkened halls, blindly feeling one's way in the dark and
eventually hit
information for the mind? Bluster and fluster usually conceal emptiness.
Since there's
NOTHING on the main page, except this mysterious "ABANDON HOPE ALL YE
WHO ENTER" kind of
caveat pinned to the wall of an empty room, a sonorous echo of void
rings in our ears and
we abandon entering ---all we who HOPE!
Why be in cyberspace if you haven't info to share? And if you DO, under
what flap is it
tucked? And, Oh minion of the leader, is he as shadowy as you? And why?"
IF the NEW WORLD
ORDER works in darkness, why can't we work in LIGHT?
Comes the answer from the raven loud and clear: "The goal of the site is
to convince people
that The Great Conspiracy doesn't exist, using reverse psychology."
That's so oriental it's unfathomable. I couldn't figure out what it even
meant, and as by
NOW I realized he was all of 16 years old, and would one day GROW into a
human, I figured'
I'd send him a list of very real conspiracies. Here is the list I sent
him.
DEAR JERK: Real horrors are out there. Bad things happen to good people,
like Rwanda,
Fathers shooting every member of their own family, unemployment, war,
the draft, hunger,
famine, exploitation of resources by transnationals, excessive taxing of
lower classes,
engineered diseases, designed to empty the planet. Runaway
manufacturing, exported to third
world, rampant unemployment, Military bases being changed into
concentration camps for the
unemployed, those without credit cards..."
And I'm writing this list, sweat pouring off my brow, my memory
cramping....when it occurs
to me that the phreaks who I've met on the net could give me a real
professional list of
the number one CONSPIRACY THEORIES. So I don't send the letter. I write
them first. LIke
calling in all these six foot four brains to hit this sixteen year old
between the eyes.
When weak wimpo here can't do it.
So I'm not only not very muscley, I'm a beggar with a plate out. "Alms
for the aging
journalist." Throw a clink in the plate. Any conspiracy theory will do.
Insecticide
Contrails to poison us further? And I promise my tutors that I will
publish the final list
elsewhere, so let's not just do this to edify a MONSTROUSLY STUPID
PERSON who just happens
to know how to create java websites. Let's do it for the future and our
children.
I wait. My pals answer. Letter after letter. It's raining conspiracies.
I've got a cache
directory and I'm collecting them. I get this: Bavarian Illuminati (a
bad conspiracy),
Rosicrucian Illuminati (a good conspiracy)The Olympians, The Black
Nobility , The Federal
Reserve Conspiracy The International Bankers Conspiracy, The Satanic
Conspiracy, The
Illuminati conspiracy (somewhere between the other two, The Zionist
Conspiracy, The
Anti-Defamation League, The Power Elite, The Secret Team, The Secret
Government, The Privy
Council (UK)The Council of Principals (US), The Mossad, The CIA, Other
(out of control)
Intelligence Agencies.
And I'm stumped. I do a search on a few of these famous, old FORTUNE
FIVE HUNDRED of
Conspiracy Theories. The ancient ELITE THEORIES. Some of them date back
CENTURIES. And I am
going to include them in the C.T 101 course CONSPIRACIES FOR DUMMIES but
I'm hungrier for
the subtle, little MODERN conspiracies where we don't see that anyone is
benefitting or we
don't see that the guy who did it and who benefitted were the same guy.
There have to be a
million of 'em as these N.W.O. types are getting as fast as WE are!
So where do I start? In conspiracy theories, you always have to see who
benefitted AFTER
the fact? That's your bestest CLUE. For instance. HITLER used to cause a
big building to
burn up, then he'd blame some group of people and get to freely rub them
out. Nobody would
complain. So the model is: Something horrible is engineered, and this
allows new astringent
laws to be made. Like COLUMBINE high school students run amok and
Oklahoma gets bombed and
USA gets guns outlawed, or something like that.
Let's go back to the conspiracy theory take on HIV is that HIV was
engineered. Who would
benefit? Doctors? People who will buy verdant real estate in AFRICA
after the excess
population is gone? NO! Mineral mining corporations. And the Fortune 500
who will sell
Beamers to African Yuppies who never got the disease as only starving
natives were
vaccinated.
Let's take another catastrophe. Look at every financial crash of the
stock market. The
conspiracy theory version is all of those crashes were engineered. That
somehow, insider
trading and stock crashes favored a few rich guys who then could buy up
all the chips two
cents on the dollar. The guys who control things control a little MORE
after a crash. A
crash tilts the gameboard, eradicates the small players and gives the
Big Bozos ALL the
chips.
And there are so many MORE theories out there. One of the wildest that
I've rejected
because I'm pure in heart (HAH!) is "Let's 'poison em' all" theory.' You
know what
CONTRAILS are.... don't you? Apparently a new kind of plane is going
over the whole
country, by the hundred, mile by mile, spreading some kind of smoke in
the air. They've
been seen everywhere and it's on over the net, not just at conspiracy
sites. I've read the
thing with contrails is.....the poison they put into them is activated
by the WINTER FLU
shots. You don't want your elders to get those shots any more. Or your
young children.
See, pruning the tree is the favored technique of the GERMAN GARDENER.
It is a form of
reducing the hordes of useless people crowding up the planet. The Nazis
were big on this
and who said they lost the war? Their INTELLIGENCE people were ALL
brought over here in '45
by Project PAPER CLIP. They're still working for the CIA. Some are
RUNNING it. Look up
GEHLEN organization on a search engine.
Many of the conspiracy theories are based on "LIFEBOAT theory". To
survive in a small
lifeboat, you have to throw a FEW people overboard. They're heavy,
they're consuming
resources. This is part of Malthusian population reduction practices.
Thomas MALTHUS was
the J.K. Galbraith of his day, a teacher at the Maritime College in
London, 400 years ago,
and the explorers LOVED his theory that the world was small, people
would multiply and soon
there wouldn't be enough land and food, so the tight little Island
Britain had better
conquer the world, appropriate land on other continents fast before the
Portuguese,
Spanish, Dutch or French did it. They all had great navies and were in
competition.
So ever since, trading, boating countries have been conquering and
enslaving not only the
populace of distant lands but the Kings and Rulers of these exotic
corners of the world. So
they could get the inside deal. And when AFRICA got so uppity that they
repo-ed RHODESIA
(Cecil Rhodes personal country) renaming it ZAIRE or some such
NATIONALIST JIVE ASS name
and when the blacks KILLED OFF all the Whites there White Man took a NEW
TACK. AIDS or HIV
is a kind of NEUTRON BOMB. It leaves the infrastructure, the hive in
perfect condition; it
just kills off those bothersome ANTS.
The HIV thing didn't work effectively enough here, on this continent.
The needle freaks and
gays started sterilizing needles and our people have better nutrition.
Our immune systems
aren't compromised like those of Africans who have HOLES GALORE in their
reproductive parts
thru which the virus could enter, making AIDS a big HIT in Africa!! In
some countries
everybody died! Just the way the New World Order likes it!
But for the OLIGARCHS in AMERICA, it's now back to the drawing board to
come up with ways
to accidentally have all us Americans all fall down dead and have it
look like a bad head
cold. And they seem to have come up with it with the CONTRAILS theory.
That's a hot one on
the internet these days.
You can see it at http://home.att.net/~malrm/CT01.html
The man who sent me this URL, John Hammell, is very bright, he believes
that the population
reduction theory is absolutely solid. He said that Richard Malinowski,
whose URL it is,
"thoroughly examines the "chemtrail" controversy. It took me 2 hours to
read the whole
thing. I don't agree with his "most probable" conclusion, however, that
we're being
immunized against anthrax by the spraying... I agree with his "second to
most probable"
conclusion that it�s a population control initiative, an effort to
weaken us, to subdue us
so we won't riot due to y2k and so that when they DO unleash anthrax,
our immune systems
will be so damaged that they'll take out as many of us as possible.
He goes on: "The UN has adopted the radical environmentalism of Earth
First, which espouses
"rewilding" the planet-- that is, they endorse GENOCIDE. The ruling
elite can retreat to
places like Mt.Weather, where they can play golf and swim in complete
comfort and dine on
filet mignon and caviar with the finest vintage French wines... while we
starve, die off
from dehydration, are killed by anthrax, and are herded into Gulags and
forced to work at
slave labor.
Now, that's SERIOUS conspiracy theory, but that's what I'm talking about
here. Heartless
stuff. Now, before you scream at me, I'm a derranged psychic and my head
is about to blow
off. Remember IRELAND in the mid 1800's. In the wake of a potato fungus,
much of the
population of every city and county died of starvation over a five year
period. They were a
colony of ENGLAND who did NOT bring in food. WHO did not have soup
kitchens, who did not
supply them with wheat and barley seed for low cost or for free, who
just LET THEM DIE OFF.
CUI BONUM? ENGLAND. CUI WAS FUCKED? THE IRISH.
"Trust me" Hammel continues. "I'm a Washington lobbyist, I know the
mindset of these
SELF-SERVING bought politicos like Clinton better than you would ever
want to, and most of
our so called "leaders" are nothing more than a pack of posers and
opportunists who would
sell out their own mothers, if they thought they'd come out ahead
somehow. Are they evil
enough to do this to us? Absolutely. Beyond any shadow of doubt. " John
Hammel.
I received the above from a man whose work as an advocate and lobbyist
for alternative
modalities and health freedom is impeccable. I've received his
newsletter for a year now.
He goes to planetary conferences, chases the United Nations down, works
against this
strange, new, weird kind of 'possessed' UNITED NATIONS, The Stepford
Nations, which is
creating strange new laws, from a centralized site, bypassing any
individual country's
Congress, gratuitously making laws that affect the ENTIRE PLANET.
The thing Hammel's mostly been fighting is the U.N. CODEX which is
trying to take away the
free sale of vitamins and healing herbs, in order to give them only to
the pharmaceutical
industry, make them illegal at healthfood stores. ECHINECEA and
Goldenseal would be
illegal. If you grew them for dosing your kids when they got the flu,
the government could
'seize' your home.
Oh, there's another NEW conspiracy TREND, legally speaking, Government
SEIZURE of all
possesions of one who racketeers, conspires to do a crime or grows
'illegal' substances.
You may want to check on this. There are many related URLS:
1.SEARCH AND SEIZURE
2.NEW WORLD ORDER: The true Nature of this group of SUPER WEALTHY MEN
called the N.W.O
is found at
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Acropolis/4742/nwoindex.html
3.) MURDER OF POPULATION WITH ANTHRAX: The FACT is that Anthrax is the
quickest poison
out there. If anybody wanted to kill a lot of us fast and had lots of it
(like the
government who might and does) THIS is how they'd do it.
The government could be concerned about rioting, people getting strange
while Y2k is going
on, when FOOD is denied us. Bottom line is... who in Washington needs
all of us?
Unemployed, hungry, welfare recipients are not on their Xmas card list.
So you should
download and save this URL and visit it and bookmark it just in case. It
is 'everything you
ever wanted to know about population control by bio-poisons....
http://www.they2ksite.com/anthrax.html
But these aren't ALL the conspiracy theories out there, not by a long
shot.
Here are some others. The full list of WHAT JERRY (Mel Gibson) KNEW and
didn't tell JULIA
ROBERTS in the movie, CONSPIRACY THEORY, although the script did mention
them all real
fast, and only if YOU KNEW one would you recognize it as Mel Gibson
talked real fast and
Jerry really didn't have time to get to them all in detail as the movie
was only 110
minutes long. But here's all that you need to be up on, to face the
millenium, "Your 30
BASIC CONSPIRACY THEORIES " And hey, I'm not joking all of these are out
there. I didn't
make 'em up.
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Now students, I'm not just going to hand this all to you. I am going to
make you WORK. We
are going to have a test. Which of the following conspiracy theories is
REAL and which is
BOGUS? You will be graded on this. Pay attention. You will only get to
the second level, CT
102 if you get better than ten right.
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THE 30 CONSPIARCY THEORIES THAT DIDN'T MAKE IT INTO JERRY's dialogue IN
THE MOVIE
CONSPIRACY THEORY (Mel Gibson?) because studio Development execs thought
they'd get whacked
if they even spoke of 'em:
1. The new hundred and new fifty dollar bills! What was wrong with the
old ones? Nothing!
An' if it ain't broke, why fix it? Well, here's the real reason. The new
ones are implanted
with a tracking device so that they can keep tabs on people who don't
use banks. The gov
wants to know about ALL under-the- table earnings. And here's the
heartbreaker, the less
interest you earn, the more of a buzz your home stash of a wad makes!
2. The chip, a device made of a untraceable material that is implanted
in every person's
head at birth and the tip is filled with a drop of poison just enough to
kill you if
necessary but its primary function is a location device to pinpoint your
exact location at
anytime.
3. Movie Theaters! Why don't they just release it on tape so you can
watch it in the
privacy of your own home and you don't have to go to smelly over crowded
theaters. Because
the theatre is where they install the chip in your butt,
4. DOWN SCHOOLING at public schools. Gov does not want independent
thinkers. They want
mindless drones or model citizens so that's what they engineer you to
be. A dweeb. Only the
strong willed and strong minded don't get sucked into the puerile
headtrips, activities
et.al.
5.Area 51! This base is nothing more than a government hoax created by
the government to
take the focus off the real base AREA 52 in Flint Michigan. Or why do
you think they
emptied that joint of people and have all those empty GM factories
standing vacant? Don't
get me wrong area 51 once was the G spot but I'm sure the people who are
a little older
will remember the NYC black-out that was how they diverted the attention
off the MOVE. (the
alien body and craft and other top secret objects.) Michael Moore is a
double operative,
ROGER AND ME a cover op, a red herring the govm't created to publicize
fact that Flint
isn't happening so everyone would move outta there.
6. Kennedy's death! Well we all know the single bullet theory is
impossible because the
bullet would have to have had to make several twists and turns that are
not supported by
the laws of physics. So here's what happened Kennedy was a British spy
with a 007 rating.
He'd been conscripted as a kid in UK with Dad the Ambass. JFK was there
on a job, to whack
the Texas governor who'd have been the Oil Lobby's candidate for VP in
64 had they all
lived. JFK did not intend John Connolly to be in office behind him, as
then the lobby would
have whacked JFK. SO he had his men shoot CONNOLLY that day. JFK's
goons' bullet did
Connolly's wrist and leg wound. But here's the amazing coincidence. The
Oil Lobby last
minute said 'why wait?' And they had shooters get JFK at the same
instant. The intersection
was so perfect, both teams picked it!
6A. JFK JR's death. This was obviously rigged. JFKJR was the only person
in America, who,
had he declared for any race, senate, presidency, would have WON hands
down. Demos had just
asked him to run. He was thinking of the NY Senate Seat Hillary was
going after as a
carpetbagger. By the way JFK's wife was 6 mos preggers with a son!
Extremely new technology
was used. A reporter saw the explosion in the air and reported it to New
England Gazette.
The New World Order knocked plane's tail off and TWO KINGS went down
into the briny deep,
this popular, adored tiny coffin saluting Prince was really a socialist,
leftist, liberal,
a heart-centered man who could have been elected to PRESIDENT easily.
His son would have
been President just as easily in 2050. A real tragedy for the planet.
This was the Great
White Hope.
7. Mars pathfinder! For years the government has been receiving radio
waves from below the
surface of mars. The real purpose of the pathfinder mission was to
further explore the
radio waves. The craft is equipped with directions to the new area 52 in
Flint Michigan in
case they find a lost civilization that knows how to build fuel-free
motor cars.
8. The recent Oklahoma City bombing in Federal building! The bomber was
(in a way), a
government agent. He was a monitored flunkie. GOVERNMENT knew he was
coming as they'd
penetrated his militia group and his phones. PROOF: All the real big DEA
guys didn't come
to work that morning. This UGLY MASS MURDER was part of the N.W. Order
plot to sicken
Americans against weirdos and let NSA/FBI/ DEA, etc have total oversight
of all militia
groups, all rebels. MORE wire taps, more curtailment. Less rebellion in
the populace
tolerated. They let the bomber do it so the war on the AMERICAN people
could go into
HYPERGEAR!
9. The Millennium Bug! TECHNOLOGY manufacturers were getting their ass
whipped in stock
market so Bill Gates created this y2k buzz to scare PC users into buying
new software, to
get the profits from all the millennium bug software. Or why do you
think in JAN 99 he was
worth 50 billion and by JULY he was worth 90 BILLION. HUH? HUH?
10. Superman formula! Back when the Austrian, Hitler was in power he
experimented with a
formula that was something like steroids but stronger and he gave it to
several children.
Most of the children whereabouts are unknown but it is a fact, Austrian,
Arnold
Schwarzeneggar was one of the children.
11. Asteroids! Over 200 asteroids hit the planet every year the
government has been testing
a weapon that docks with the asteroid and installs enough atom bombs
--just enough to
change its course so they can start using them as weapons of mass
destruction. The program
was underfunded until Steven Spielberg was convinced by NASA to make
that COMET movie. They
convinced him by threatening his wife, Kate Capshaw would be injected
with fertility drugs
so she'd have nine more children.
12. Secret logon files! The government gets a list of every website that
every person in
the united states visits to keep an eye on people who visit conspiracy,
hacker, phreaker,
hacker and militia cracker sites. This violates many laws but they're
the government; who's
gonna stop them? And who of us is smart enough to rewrite the internet
codes. And who of is
is going to stop going to freaky sites?
13. Mind control! The government has been programming army and navy
solders for 10 years to
be trained killers. Somewhere someone slipped up because Iraquis
captured two programmed
men in Desert Storm. The men would not stop screaming and kicking so
they were tied to
chairs and began to shred their gags and chew their arms off to get
free. The Iraquis had
to kill them, happened to have no bullets, so used bookends to smash
their skulls, found
none-human copper wiring in doberman pinscher brains. They were
programmed to do their
mission at any cost. Well, if you don't buy dog brains, look up MK
ULTRA, the one mentioned
in Mel Gibson movie and Parallex View with Warren Beatty.
14.The SS ADOLPH. 10 years ago a Russian sub on the sea floor picked up
a radar beep. They
sent down an ROV to investigate and found an ancient German submarine.
Inside, Documents?
Weapons? No it was the cryogenically frozen head of Adolph Hitler. They
brought it up, put
it on the body of the governor from Little Rock.
15. Heavens Gate! They were Hacker inventors who encrypted software
better than anybody and
simply knew too much and could see thru any code. The government killed
all of them. That
comet crap was just a cover story.
16. Martin Luther King's death! He was killed by Kennedy so JFK could
seem to be the only
one fighting for the equal rights cause. A case of "I'm Gandhi, you're
not."
17. Barcodes! They keep a record of every thing every person buys
--everything I mean right
down to some bum's bottle of whiskey to Bill Gates purchasing latest
copy of BIG HOOTERS.
The super market scans a so called CLUB CARD which indexes your
purchases, ID's your life
habits, style and probable income and relays data to a central data
bank. You can refuse a
club card and pay more for groceries but in that case you're stupid.
They only want the rap
sheet on smart people. WAY OUT? Go to small, ultra cheap barrio markets
if you are a smart,
cagy paranoia freak.
18. The signals! NASA sends out radio signals all over space to all
different locations,
planets, stars, comets, asteroids etc. But over the last 5 years NASA
has sent 158 radio
signals to the same location! When the phreak at one conspiracy site
looked it up there was
no listing for what it was. 2 signals sent ok a mistake but 158 signals!
ANSWER. It's
someone NASA knows!
19. Cartoons! Back in the 1945-1950�s cold war, CIA agents used to trade
messages thru
magazine and newspaper cartoons because phone lines were not secure
there were secret
messages in them so that the Russians did not pick them up it was the
only way they could
trade information if you can get your hands on those old magazines, look
closely and you
will see the messages.
20. FBI celebrity records! It is know that the FBI keeps records on
famous actors, singers
and sports players. It was discovered that they had a very detailed
record on Joe Demaggio,
weird. Why a record on celebrities? POSSIBLE ANSWERS: Who better than
the INTELLIGENCE guys
who work for the 14 families, implement oligarch agendas, to a.) know
the skivvy on who's
boinking what, which celebrity has what skeleton in which closet, so in
case a celeb
decides to RUN later, you can say, 'down boy, you're too liberal, too
stupid and too
popular. PLUS we know this about your ass!"
21. The real MIB! For years people have been reporting men in black in
black suits, black
cars abducting them and doing it and acting in such a manner that if
they told anyone the
would be deemed insane. WHO are they? What are they checking up on?
22. Elvis! From then to now, people report seeing him. He had no autopsy
-- a closed coffin
funeral and had enough money to last him for a lifetime. His daughter's
got a Princess
Diana complex and is now reportedly having a garage sale of his stuff in
VEGAS, where the
highrollers are going to PAY MEGABUCKS for it and she's taking the money
to build a big
HOMELESS PEOPLE complex. Prediction. After she's canonized by the
American people, the
democrats will approach her to run for office and the CIA will wire
Michael Jackson to
EXPLODE in her and kill 'em both off.
23.Tupac Shakur! There have been reports of him being seen he has made
several new movies
and albums how could he be dead! A dead person can't make movies can�t
make albums or do
anything like that. Ergo, he�s not dead!! Then why this pretense?
PROBABLE ANSWER. He's
going to testify in secret hearings about how the MAFIA controls RAP
music.
24. No air! There have been testing of a bomb that sucks in air for an
enormous amount of
space such as the atmosphere over an entire continent. The USA has a
plan to declare a
world wide peace agreement in 2001 than in 2002 hold Europe hostage
threatening to use the
new bomb the money the us gets will help them on there plan for world
domination.
25.UFO conspiracy! The government has made contact with aliens from
beyond the Milky Way.
They first met with Harry Truman. Latest POTUS contactee was Ronald
Reagan which is what
made him give his speech about UFO�s. They were pals with the Nazis
first, gave them neon
signs, rocket tech and lava lamps, but then the aliens switched to USA
and have given
American scientists a lot of wild inventions like Velcro, CD-ROM tech,
fizzy candy and AIDS
retroviruses.
26. Government drug conspiracy! Back in the 30�s the OSS (early CIA) and
Flying Tigers were
in China fighting MAO they saw all that opium which was funding the
Nationalists and ChainG
Kai Shek, they began importing drugs to their pals in the SYNDICATE in
NYC and CHICAGO and
MIAMI, using a top OSS guy. Then CIA started importing/ distributing
heroin during Nam
period, sewing it into dead G.I's corpses, using Mobster Tranficante in
Miami, THEN they
switched to COKE during the Latin American insurgency period of 80's.
They still use Mafia
and CIA has been floating in funding ever since.
27. Absolute zero power! The government just started testing a brand new
fuel for
deep-space travel. It is what holds everything together its what holds
atoms together its
what makes gravity be gravity and there is and endless supply of it
cause it is everywhere
and it is stronger by far then 1 billion a-bombs they are working on a
way to harness it.
COSMIC GLUE, (working title for it) has one drawback. If it gets on your
fingers, there is
absolutely no solvent that can dissolve it.
28. POPULATION ERADICATION. Malthusian basic Life Boat theory. The fact
is, that to the New
World Order billionaire oligarchs who run the planet and totally control
the U.N., four
billion of us are expendable. For additional info on how they plan to DO
this, see urls on
CONTRAILS, ANTHRAX.
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