-Caveat Lector- Dear Friends: I'd like to commend the Kansas Board of Education for their vote to remove Evolution from the curriculum of Kansas public schools. Kids from other states will now have less competition for higher education and meaningful employment. Kansas graduates will of course be able to find rewarding careers in the building maintenance and food service industries. Televangelists and other demagogues will have an easier time targeting audiences - they'll merely address their messages to Kansans. Family planning clinic bombers will have an enlarged group from which to recruit. A new pool of guests will be available for the Jerry Springer Show and similar media productions. I'm certain that many other public benefits will ensue. Yes, the Board has performed wonderfully. Now you can work towards removing geology, astronomy, biology and other such unholy subjects from the Kansas curriculum. Why clutter-up education with science? Yours, Richard N. Carter * http://sonic.net/~ric * ICQ# 19633976 * FAX: 603-415-3736 * * *** SkeptiChat: sliding down the razor-blade of life *** now featuring SkeptiNews: All The News That's Fit To Question email INFO or SUBSCRIBE SKEPTICHAT to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion and informational exchange list. Proselyzting propagandic screeds are not allowed. Substance—not soapboxing! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory', with its many half-truths, misdirections and outright frauds is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRL gives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credeence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ======================================================================== Archives Available at: http://home.ease.lsoft.com/archives/CTRL.html http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ ======================================================================== To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om