-Caveat Lector- This is great! Hilary ---------- > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > To: undisclosed-recipients:; > Subject: [InTheShadows] Don't raise hogs and make dollars now...humor > Date: Sunday, August 22, 1999 12:48 PM > > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ > PLANETNEWS broardcast... > > Don't raise hogs and make dollars now...! > Returnhome sent to PLANETNEWS...thanks Doug! > > Dear Secretary of Agriculture, > > >My friends, Darryl and Janica, over at Jonestown, Oklahoma, received a > >check the other day for $1,000 from the government for not raising > >hogs. So, I want to go into the "not raising hogs" business myself next > >year. > > > >What I want to know is, in your opinion, what is the best type of farm > >not to raise hogs on, and what is the best breed of hogs not to raise? > >I want to be sure that I approach this endeavor in keeping with all > >government policies. I would prefer not to raise Razor hogs, but if > >that is not a good breed not to raise, then I can just as easily not > >raise Yorkshires of Durocs. > > > >As I see it, the hardest part of this program will be keeping an > >accurate inventory of how many hogs I have not raised. If I can get > >$1,000 for not raising 50 hogs, will I get $2,000 for not raising 100 > >hogs? I plan to operate on a small scale at first, holding myself down > >to about 4,000 "not raised" hogs, which will give me $80,000 income the > >first year. Then I can buy an airplane. > > > >Now another thing: these hogs I will not raise will not eat 100,000 > >bushels of corn. I understand that you also pay farmers for not raising > >corn or wheat. Will I qualify for payments for not raising wheat and > >corn not to feed the 4,000 hogs I am not going to raise? I want to get > >started not feeding as soon as possible, as this seems to be a good time > >of the year to not raise hogs or grain. > > > >I am also considering the "not milking cows" business, so please send > >me any information on that also. In view of these circumstances, I > >understand that the government will consider me totally unemployed, so > >I plan to file for unemployment and food stamps as well. > > > > > >Be assured that you will have my vote in the coming elections > > > > > > > >Patriotically yours, > > > >Duster Benton > > > > > >P.S. Would you please notify me when you plan to distribute more free > >cheese? > @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ > Nancie Belle > Editor/PLANETNEWS > > ...free audio tape and sample newsletter sent to you... > Holistic doc's report on 'hands-on-healing' vibration in clay form... > called, 'Intrasound'...what it did for patients...! > e-mail name and postal address to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ > > > --------------------------- ONElist Sponsor ---------------------------- > > ONElist members, don't miss out on the latest news at ONElist! > Join our community member news update > <a href=" http://www.onelist.com/subscribe/onelist_announce "here</A> > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > InTheShadows is a discussion list dedicated to keeping up-to-date with new technologies, advancements in medicine, environmental concerns, 'conspiracy theories', politics, and, of course, UFO stuff. Discussion is encouraged. Bashing and soapboxing will get you bounced off the list. > > To subscribe send a blank email to: > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > To unsubscribe send a blank email to: > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > List Moderator: Hilary Thomas > [EMAIL PROTECTED] DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion and informational exchange list. Proselyzting propagandic screeds are not allowed. Substance�not soapboxing! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory', with its many half-truths, misdirections and outright frauds is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRL gives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credeence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ======================================================================== Archives Available at: http://home.ease.lsoft.com/archives/CTRL.html http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ ======================================================================== To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
