-Caveat Lector- Bankers turn to clergy to help calm Y2K fears By Jim Wolf WASHINGTON, Aug 24 (Reuters) - Eager to calm Year 2000 jitters and head off any apocalyptic cash hoarding, the American Bankers Association has found religion. The trade group has delivered a model ``Y2K Sermon'' aimed at reassuring worshippers that government and industry -- particularly U.S. banks -- will be ready when computer clocks make the big flipover in 130 days. ``Whatever you do, don't bury your money in the backyard,'' says the text, sprinkled with allusions to Moses leading the children of Israel into a ``bright, hopeful future'' with God's help. ``ABA has developed this generic Y2K Sermon for bankers to share with members of the clergy as a way to calm people's concerns over the Jan. 1 date change,'' the bankers group said in a note to members. ABA members, representing 90 percent of U.S. banks, were urged to pass on the five-page sermon to their ministers, priests and rabbis. Their words, the ABA said, ``will carry much clout'' with congregants. ``I'm not worried about America's ability to solve the technical problems of Y2K,'' says the sermon, written by a bankers association speech writer and made available earlier this month. ``But there is something that does worry me: misinformation'' and ``the kind of panic that comes from not knowing. Not understanding. Not getting it.'' ``It's especially important that we -- as members of our community, believers in God and members of the family of faith -- set the example. ``We want to go into the new Millennium with hope, eagerness and faith in this new century of promise. We don't want to be crouched in our basements with candles, matches and guns.'' The text says money is ``safest in the bank, where it is protected and insured by the federal government.'' ``Banks will keep your money safe. They're backed by the Federal Deposit Insurance Corp.,'' it adds. ``So in preparing for Jan. 1, 2000, do what you can. Trust God...and take a few practical steps.'' The sermon explains the original Y2K ``sin,'' a coding glitch that could cause system-wide failures in networks that have not been fixed in time. It compares Y2K doomsaying with that sparked by Orson Welles' 1938 broadcast of ``War of the Worlds'' that panicked listeners who missed the lead-in that had said it was a fictional radio drama. The radio dramatisation was based on H.G. Wells' story of an invasion from Mars. But the bankers group, in line with U.S. government policy, suggests that consumers prepare for the 2000 transition in the same way they would for a weekend snowstorm. That means keeping ``a few days worth of of cash on you'' along with some extra food and water, candles and flashlights with fresh batteries. It also warns against scams. The bankers group, which has taken its message to newspaper editorial boards across the country, does not expect spiritual leaders to use the text word-for-word but as a ``template,'' said John Hall, a spokesman in Washington. ``It's a matter of reaching out to the religious community because ministers have a great deal of influence over their parishioners,'' he said. The keep-the-faith message warns against panic and old-think, citing the Pharaoh's men being swallowed up by the Red Sea. ``We want to go into the next century as God intended, with hope, knowledge and the promise of a bright future,'' the sermon reads. ----------------------------- Kathleen "Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example." --Mark Twain DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion and informational exchange list. Proselyzting propagandic screeds are not allowed. Substance�not soapboxing! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory', with its many half-truths, misdirections and outright frauds is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRL gives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credeence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ======================================================================== Archives Available at: http://home.ease.lsoft.com/archives/CTRL.html http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ ======================================================================== To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
