-Caveat Lector-
Q: How many Branch Davidians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, BD's use natural lighting.
Q: How many BDs can you fit in the back of a Volkswagon?
A: All of them, right now. The ones who left are wimps, and don't count.
Q: Whats the heat capacity of a BD?A: Not high enough, apparently.
Bonus Question: Is a BD at constant volume, constant pressure, both, or
neither?
A: They are sensitive to pressure and too tightly wrapped. So, constant
volume. The final volume change is considered chaotic, and not
indicative of their normal state. I have considered it to be
instantaneous.
Hot off the timbers, a receipe for Davidian Flambe'Ingredients:
1 Davidian (preferably young)
1 gallon of lantern fluid (Coleman is the best, cleaner burning)
1 large wood frame house 1 match 100 Cubic Feet of CS gas
30 Knot Southern breeze 100 Gallons of waterPrep:
Marinate Davidian in CS for about 6 hours (add more CS as
needed)Cooking:
Remove Davidian from marinade and reserve liquid
Pour 3 and 3/4 quarts of lantern fliud on frame of house
Pour remainder on Davidian Light match and apply to house
Allow to cook for 30 minutes. Or until well charred on outside
meat should be blackened and falling of the bone.
Put out flames with water
Scoop 1 cup of water off charred section of floor
Add CS marinade to water to make 2 cups of gravy
Remove charred Davidian and cover with gravy Salt and pepper to taste
Serving suggestion: serve with a side of asparegus and Hollandaise
Bon Appetit'
Q: Why don't we have more prophets like David Koresh?
A: It's such a high stress job that burnout is almost inevitable.
Q: How can we avoid future tragedies like the Waco conflagration?
A: Strict OSHA standards requring automatic sprinkler systems for
all cult compounds that accomodate 50 or more fanatics.
How do you pick up a Branch Dividian chick?With a dust buster.
What is the new Branch Davidian holiday? Ash Monday.
What do David KorASH and Jesus Christ have in common? They are both
dead.
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