-Caveat Lector- If the choice is Al Gore or George W., there is really no choice at all. The first will take you to hell in the fast lane, the other will take you there in the slow lane. Either way, your destination is the same -- you're still on the highway to hell. AKA the lesser of two evils. What a way to run a Republic. wow! Ta Da!! Bard -----Original Message----- From: Vikki [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Saturday, September 11, 1999 1:59 PM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Bumper Stickers: More useless junk Bumper Stickers: Axe me about Ebonics. CATS: The other white meat Dain bramaged Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway Body by Nautilus; brain by Mattel Boldly going nowhere CAUTION - Driver legally blonde! He's not dead, He's electroencephalographically challenged. Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window! How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost? I'm an imbecile and I vote. Money Isn't Everything... But it Sure Keeps the Kids In Touch! If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now. Saw it... Wanted it... Had a fit... Got it! WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition. If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you! Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're a stupid fool. 100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest? Your gene pool needs a little chlorine. You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me not you! You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal. My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom. All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore. I need someone really bad ... Are you really bad? Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. The more you complain, the longer God makes you live. IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got. Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now. Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. Out of my mind ... Back in five minutes. Hang up and drive. Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips. I took an IQ test and the results were negative. Where there's a will ... I want to be in it. It's lonely at the top, but you eat better. Don't drink and drive ... You might hit a bump and spill your drink. We are born naked, wet, and hungry .... Then things get worse. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? Be nice to your kids ... They will pick out your nursing home. Always remember you're unique ... Just like everyone else. DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion and informational exchange list. Proselyzting propagandic screeds are not allowed. Substance�not soapboxing! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory', with its many half-truths, misdirections and outright frauds is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRL gives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credeence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ======================================================================== Archives Available at: http://home.ease.lsoft.com/archives/CTRL.html http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ ======================================================================== To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
