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From: Tatman, Robert <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> Ric Carter wrote:
> >># Fluorescent GM potatoes say 'water me'. (BBC)
> : Would you like to be gene-engineered so that you glow when
> you need food, water, sleep, sex, drugs, punishment? Should
> we be color-coded? Is you blue?<<
>
> Wow. We have green fluorescent monkeys, and now fluorescent
> potatoes... will the fluorescing carry over to the tuber?
> Will we be able to feed our fluorescent monkeys fluorescent
> potatoes? How about glow-in-the-dark french fries? luminescent
> potato chips? The possibilities are endless...
And you didn't even know that General Motors made tubers, did you?
Sure, the Pontiac Potato, special export model for the Irish market.
But I digress. If you feed blue potatoes to red monkeys do they
shit purple? If we eat potatoes and monkey-meat will we all look
like Tele-Tubbies? If you're color-coded and so's your mate, will
your kids come out shaded, striped, polka-dotted, swirled, pastel?
And what will these changes do to racialist theorists? Will they
push for chartreuse-only accommodations? Will we need new civil-
rights laws to ban discrimination on the basis of pigmentation,
intensity, fluorescence, luminosity? If I'm 'brighter' than you,
will you be blinded? Hmm, should intensity be linked to IQ, so
we can instantly tell who's a dim-bulb? Should you be able to
display your political persuasion - Reds, Greens, Whites, etc?
Ric "brighter than the average bulb" Carter
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