-Caveat Lector-
Wishful thinking boys:
1) I know lots of people who have sent their kids to Israel,
and not one has come back a Christian.
2) I know two Christians, one a German, and one an Argentine
who went for a summer and converted to Hasidic Judaism of
all things.
3) Jesus was NEVER a Christian ( since it didn't exist in his
lifetime), and was always a practicing Jew, as was his brother
James the Just.
But hey guys, it's a helluva funny joke.
Joshua2
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> Bill wrote:
>
> -Caveat Lector-
>
> Chris Page wrote:
> >
> > > >
> > JEWISH SONS
> >
> > A Jewish father was concerned about his son who was about a year away
> > from his Bar Mitzvah but was sorely lacking in his knowledge of the
> > Jewish faith.
> > > >
> > To remedy this he sent his son to Israel to experience his heritage.
> >
> > A year later the young man returned home.
> > > >
> > "Father, thank you for sending me to the land of our Fathers," the son
> > said. "It was wonderful and enlightening, however, I must confess that
> > while in Israel I converted to Christianity."
> > > >
> > "Oy vey," replied the father, "what have I done."
> > > >
> > So in the tradition of the patriarchs, he went to his best friend and
> > sought his advice and solace.
> > > >
> > "It is amazing that you should come to me," stated his friend, "I, too
> > sent my son to Israel and he returned a Christian."
> > > >
> > So in the tradition of the patriarchs, they went to the Rabbi. "It is
> > amazing that you should come to me," stated the Rabbi, "I, too sent
> > my son to Israel and he returned a Christian. What is happening to our
> > sons? Brothers, we must take this to the Lord," said the Rabbi.
> >
> > They fell to their knees and began to wail and pour out their hearts
> > to the Almighty. As they prayed the clouds above opened and a Mighty
> > Voice stated,
> >
> > "Amazing that you should come to Me. I, too, sent My Son to
> > Israel....."
> > > >
>
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