>                  MORE ABOUT THE 90'S
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>
> You know the 90's are almost over when . . .
>
> 1.  Everyone used to joke about a Starbucks on every corner,
> and now there is a Starbucks on every corner.
> 2.  People mark December 31st on their calendar as "The End
> of the World."
> 3.  Gen-Xers trade their futons in for orthopedic support
> mattresses.
> 4.  You realize a big family is inefficient and decide to
> downsize.
> 5.  HBO introduces it's new channel: HBO Pi - The channel
> that never repeats.
> 6.  Movie promos brag, "Funniest Movie of the Millenium."
> 7.  Parents complain to their college kids, "You never
> e-mail us anymore."
> 8.  Clinton responds to all allegations with, "So what are
> you gonna do about it?"
> 9.  People tell you their salary followed by, "with stock
> options."
> 10. George Foreman's Super-Deluxe Grill loses to Muhammad
> Ali's Damn-Straight Salad Shooter.
> 11. Ritalin comes in the shapes of Flintstones characters.
> 12. Everything computer science majors learn in school is
> outdated before graduation.
> 13. Domino's Pizza only delivers to non-smoking homes.
> 14. Out of force-of-habit, you tag your signature with ".com."
> 15. People refer to New Age remedies as Old School.
> 16. You realize you haven't seen a movie this decade that
> hasn't been interrupted by a cell phone.
> 17. You're sick of receiving lists about the 90s.


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