-Caveat Lector- Ish wrote: > > 1) Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes. That > way, when you criticize him, you are a mile away from him and you have his > shoes. > > 2) A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train > stops. On my desk I have a workstation.... > > 3) I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions. > > 4) If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with > "Quit while you're ahead"? > > 5) Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? > > 6) What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? > > 7) I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer > cans. > > 8) I have found at my age, going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of my > face. > > 9) I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as > they get older. Then it dawned on me they were cramming for their finals. > > 10) Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of > emergency. I think you should write "A very good doctor". DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion and informational exchange list. Proselyzting propagandic screeds are not allowed. Substance�not soapboxing! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory', with its many half-truths, misdirections and outright frauds is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRL gives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credeence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ======================================================================== Archives Available at: http://home.ease.lsoft.com/archives/CTRL.html http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ ======================================================================== To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
