-Caveat Lector- -------- Original Message -------- Subject: COKE HEADS FOR BUSH Date: Sat, 25 Sep 1999 23:33:19 -0500 (CDT) From: Mark Graffis <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Organization: ? To: undisclosed-recipients:; COKE HEADS FOR BUSH We, the cocaine users of America, ecstatically endorse George W. Bush in the forthcoming presidential election. The Bush candidacy is the best news we have had in years. We love the Bush family and have long enjoyed a mutually beneficial relationship with them. You can bet your savings and loans that we have not forgotten who our friends are. We have been through many tough times in the past decade or so. Cocaine users are under-represented in society. We have lost many of our most famous role models. Most of us still haven't gotten over losing David Crosby to the "recovery" crowd. George W. Bush has now come to the rescue. Our drug of choice can't be all bad if it was enjoyed by one of the most respected conservative leaders in America. George W. has made it easier for all of us to be proud coke heads once again. The wonderful Bush family has always been good to us. We will always be grateful to daddy Bush for bringing in all that good Contra-coke to raise funds for his favorite mercenary, civilian-butchering army. We would have been a bit upset by all the blood that was shed for all that good Contra-coke, but we were much too high. Now that George dismissed his past use of cocaine as youthful, reckless behavior, we fully expect him to understand what the rest of us are going through and pardon all of our fellow coke heads who are serving lengthy sentences with violent criminals. Our thanks to George W. Bush for referring to his former cocaine using years as a "mistake." It sounds like he is speaking about a parking violation! He is helping to change the negative image that all of us coke heads have to live with. George W. Bush proved that he is our candidate of choice. Without hesitation, we offer our full endorsement for George W. Bush for the presidential election in 2000. Do we believe he can still win after being outted as one of us? You're darn tootin'! POWDER TO THE PEOPLE! DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion and informational exchange list. Proselyzting propagandic screeds are not allowed. Substance�not soapboxing! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory', with its many half-truths, misdirections and outright frauds is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRL gives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credeence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ======================================================================== Archives Available at: http://home.ease.lsoft.com/archives/CTRL.html http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ ======================================================================== To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
