-Caveat Lector-
I can hardly be offended at this type spam,, i.e., any GOOD
entrepenuer would have egg on his/her face for NOT at least
TRYIN' LOL!
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Date: Sun, 31 Oct 1999 14:52:50 -0800 (PST)
From: The Learning Company <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: 60 Days Left to Prepare for the Y2K!
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Kadosh, Kadosh, Kadosh, YHVH, TZEVAOT
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*Mike Spitzer* <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
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The Best Way To Destroy Enemies Is To Change Them To Friends
Shalom, A Salaam Aleikum, and to all, A Good Day.
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