-Caveat Lector- <http://216.46.238.34/commentmax/articles/Norman_Liebmann.shtml> CommentMax Bill Clinton and How He Got That Way All Rights Reserved © NewsMax.com Norman Liebmann November 11, 1999 In order to understand more poignantly Bill Clinton's character, it is useful to recall the ancestors whose blood flows in his veins. Here is a list of some of Bill Clinton's antecedents, and the quotations by which they are best remembered and defined. Conclusions are irresistible: NATHAN HALE CLINTON: "My only regret is that I have but one pair of pants to drop for my country." JOHN PAUL JONES CLINTON: "I have not yet begun to fight and I plan to keep it that way." SAM HOUSTON CLINTON: "It may be the Alamo to you, but it looks like just another Taco Bell to me." PAUL REVERE CLINTON:"I hear the British are coming. Are my lips on straight?" GENERAL WILLIAM TECUMSEH SHERMAN CLINTON: "War is hell, but let's face it, nobody gives a shit about the Serbians." JACK FROST CLINTON: "Excuse me, Miss, I thought that was your nose I was nipping at." PATRICK HENRY CLINTON: "Give me liberty, or give me penicillin." GENERAL JOHN J. PERSHING CLINTON: "Tell Lafayette if I'm not there, go ahead without me." ABRAHAM LINCOLN CLINTON: "The world will little note nor long remember what we say here, but you can bet some broad will tell a friend and next thing you know, it will be all over Gettysburg." CAPTAIN EDWARD SMITH CLINTON: (as his ship, the Titanic, went down) "Bimbos and lobbyists first!" PINOCCHIO CLINTON: "I'm going to say this one more time. I did not have sex with that woman, Mrs. Gepetto." SHERIFF OF NOTTINGHAM CLINTON: "The only things that are sure are death and taxes, but if I get my way about only one, you can bet it will be taxes. EDUCATOR JOHN HARVARD CLINTON: "How should I know? Go look it up." GENERAL DWIGHT DAVID EISENHOWER CLINTON: (to his troops before the invasion of Normandy): "I had hoped to go with you." ADMIRAL CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS CLINTON: Swim over to the Pinta and find out if anyone aboard has a Dramamine." SIR FRANCIS DRAKE CLINTON: "When the Spanish Armada arrives, sneak the crew over the border and register them as Democrats." O.J. CLINTON: "I never saw such a fuss over a sore throat." FREDERICK DOUGLASS CLINTON: "Will somebody please tell me what the "n" word that people keep referring to is." NEIL ARMSTRONG CLINTON: "One small step for man, one giant rip-off for the Clinton/Gore Campaign." ADOLPH HITLER CLINTON: "The fact that nobody in Arkansas wears shoes does not necessarily mean they're not Aryans." SIR EDMUND HILLARY CLINTON: "Whose idea was this? I'm freezing my ass off!" ADMIRAL DAVID FARRAGUT CLINTON: "Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead! Let me know how it works out. I'll be in the Officers Club." "GAY" ADMIRAL PERRY CLINTON: "We have met the enemy and they are fun." F. LEE CLINTON: "Don't ask. Don't tell. Don't testify." GEORGIE WASHINGTON CLINTON: (At age nine) "I cannot tell a lie. I did not have sex with that cherry tree." FLETCHER CHRISTIAN CLINTON: "Who's for shuffleboard?" WILLIAM PRESCOTT CLINTON: (to the White House Press Corps) "Don't quote until you see the whites of my lies." ADMIRAL RICHARD BYRD CLINTON: "Anybody here know how to get it on with a penguin?" FRANKLIN DELANO ROOSEVELT CLINTON: "We have nothing to ooze but ooze itself." ST. PAUL CLINTON: "The wages of sin is herpes." CARRY NATION CLINTON: "I drank booze once, but I didn't swallow." ELI WHITNEY CLINTON: Why didn't someone tell me that white stuff is cotton. I've been trying to shove it up my nose." VIRGIN MARY CLINTON: I'm thinking of putting him up for adoption." WILLIAM JEFFERSON CLINTON: "The coward dies a million deaths ... unless he gets an educational deferment." Norman Liebmann is a former Television writer (Johnny Carson, Dean Martin; wrote and produced Chico and the Man, and created the characters for The Munsters (who are all named after his relatives) and a brilliant and insightful columnist/humorist. Please visit his website Firehat, a treasure trove of Clinton and Media bashing. Reprint Information DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion and informational exchange list. Proselyzting propagandic screeds are not allowed. Substance—not soapboxing! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory', with its many half-truths, misdirections and outright frauds is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRL gives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credeence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. 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