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@ The orbs are here: http://users.ox.ac.uk/~harding/fuji.jpg
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# Have you phoned the fridge today? We are about to be bitten by Bluetooth.
  Coming soon: a fast-approaching wired-up world where your laptop may chat
  to your central heating via the Internet. But will your toilet gossip
  about you? http://www.mg.co.za/mg/news/99nov2/25nov-technology.html

@ QUANTUM MANIA. It's likely that quantum computers will eventually happen.
  But making algorithms for them ain't trivial as they don't function at all
  like our traditional digital computers. To facilitate this, Open Qubit
  wants to emulate them. The emulator won't run at nearly the speed of a
  real quantum computer, but it should at least be helpful for developing
  algorithms before we finish developing the hardware. http://openqubit.org/
  And be sure to see http://www.memepool.com/Subject/Computing/ or else...

: Do you indulge in compulsive computing? When will every object on Earth be
wired into a vast web, all talking to each other, all smarter than you????
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@ A Woman's Anguish: Branded, Confused & Helpless: "...millions are supposed
  to be implanted with implants that are connected to a computer called the
  BEAST. this computer is on the USA soil....an asteroid will hit the earth
  or come very close, causing it to tilt on the axis...the computer will
  throw a signal to the implants the implants will cause the body to change
  vibrations and port ships will come to pick up these beings and take them
  to different places...we will want to die; but we will not be able to....
  if this is a good thing..."  http://www.caus.org/pc112699.htm

: Do comets/asteroids that come near Earth but don't hit, trigger your alien
implant? Does THE BEAST program asteroids? Have port ships taken you to any
different places lately? Does your body change vibrations? D'ya want to die?

# Strange UFOs - Reports Abound: http://sightings.com/ufo5/filers112699.htm
# White Wingless UFO - San Luis Valley, Colo.: http://caus.org/mu112599.htm
@ WANTED: Ghost pics & ghost stories: http://dreamryder.home.mindspring.com
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# Canada aims to ban bulk H20 exports. OTTAWA (REUTERS)  Canada is moving to
  block large-scale water exports from the Great Lakes to prevent commercial
  interests on its side of the border from tapping Earth�s largest supply of
  fresh water. Bill would regulate Great Lakes water as �precious resource.�
  Thirsty Americans will start poaching: http://msnbc.com/news/338591.asp

: Would you like to export Canadian water to Arizona, Arabia, Mars? Will you
get a good price? Do aliens poach Earth water already? Can we stop them????

# New Zealand approves GM cows - but no human genes allowed:
  http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_538000/538000.stm
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@ ALERT! An extremist harassment group in New Jersey has obtained advanced
  surveillance equipment & non-lethal weapons. The group illegally surveills
  the people they target, then attack them with non-lethal weapons. People
  who have the highest risk of being targeted by this harassment group are
  men, women, and children with criminal records, criminal behavior, mental
  disabilities, wrong race, wrong sexual orientation, and/or nonconforming
  attitudes. Please read the URL below to learn more about the group.
  Nothing is for sale. http://members.aol.com/ultra21753/ultra.htm

: Does your extremist harassment group stick to one state, or do you target
people all over the place? Are there any particular nonconformists you like
to target? Do you accept contracts for specific targets? Are you expensive?

# R U Megiddo-in' It? http://www.konformist.com/1999/megiddo/index.htm
# Echelon Eats Quiche: http://www.konformist.com/1999/echelon.htm
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Y2K-a-Rama:

! Cousin Jeanne writes:  If your VCR has a year setting on it, which most
  do, you will not be able to use the programmed recording feature after
  12/31/99.  Don't throw it away.  Instead set it for the year 1972 as the
  days are the same as the year 2000.  The manufacturers won't tell you.
  They want you to buy a new Y2K VCR.  Pass this along to all your friends.

: Have you programmed your VCR lately? Does it fail, no matter which century
you're in? When programming your VCR, do you pray/curse/plead/cry a lot???

# MS' Biggest Concern: Y2K. (Reuters) Antitrust? Feh. Class-action suits?
  Pshaw. Sun Micro and Oracle? Puh-leeeze. The Redmond, Washington, soft-
  ware giant says the only thing to fear is Y2K itself. Scream, run, hide:
  http://www.wired.com/news/reuters/0,1349,32737,00.html?tw=wn19991126

: If MicroSoft worries, should YOU worry? Didn't Bill Gates exacerbate the
Y2K mess by mandating bad dates in MS products? Is it all his fault? Yah??

# Canned Food a Hot Commodity? (Reuters) Trade groups in the food biz expect
  a Y2K rush on canned goods, but polls show consumers aren't planning to
  empty the shelves of soup and canned vegetables before the New Year. Got
  Spam? http://wired.com/news/reuters/0,1349,32753,00.html?tw=wn19991126

# Companies stockpile Y2K drugs. NEW YORK (AP) - Major drug companies are
  boosting their year-end stockpiles in case of hoarding by people afraid
  Y2K trouble will cut off their supply of life-sustaining medication.
  http://www.infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2562272736-708

: What are you hoarding for the millennium? When apocalypse erupts, what
good will your stash do you? Do you need dried beans for the Rapture??

# Y2K Spoof Flick Goes Awry. (Wired) The FBI asks a Web hosting company to
  yank an artist's Y2k-themed disaster video. Once again real life proves
  scarier than fiction. Yes, they ARE out to get you. And you. And...
  http://www.wired.com/news/politics/0,1283,32746,00.html?tw=wn19991126

# Y2K - Insurers Brace For Flood Of Millennium Claims:
  http://www.sightings.com/politics5/y2lclaims.htm
@ Y2K Resources and Preparedness Suppliers/Sites:
  http://www.sightings.com/y2kresource/y2k1r.html
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