-Caveat Lector- I usually send something terribly depressing on Aids..but every now and then--- John >An Irishman named O'Malley went to his doctor after a >long illness. The doctor, after a lengthy examination, >sighed and looked O'Malley in the eye, and said, "I've >some bad news for you. You have cancer, and it can't >be cured. I'd give you two weeks to a month to live," > >O'Malley was shocked and saddened by the news, but >of solid character. He managed to compose himself and >walk from the doctor's office into the waiting room. >There, he saw his son who had been waiting. O'Malley >said, "Well son. We Irish celebrate when things are >good, and we celebrate when things don't go so well. In >this case, things aren't so well. I have cancer, and I've >been given a short time to live. Let's head for the pub >and have a few pints." > >After 3 or 4 pints, the two were feeling a little less >somber. There were some laughs and more beers. >They were eventually approached by some of O'Malley's >old friends who asked what the two were celebrating. >O'Malley told them that the Irish celebrate the good and >the bad. He went on to tell them that they were drinking >to his impending end. He told his friends, "I've only got a >few weeks to live as I have been diagnosed with AIDS." >The friends gave O'Malley their condolences, and they >had a couple more beers. > >After his friends left, O'Malley's son leaned over and >whispered his confusion. "Dad. I though you said that >you were dying from cancer??? You just told your >friends that you were dying from AIDS!" > >O'Malley said, "I am dying of cancer, son. I just don't >want any of them sleeping with your mother after I'm >gone." > DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion and informational exchange list. Proselyzting propagandic screeds are not allowed. Substance�not soapboxing! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory', with its many half-truths, misdirections and outright frauds is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRL gives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credeence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ======================================================================== Archives Available at: http://home.ease.lsoft.com/archives/CTRL.html http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ ======================================================================== To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
