In a message dated 12/16/1999 3:59:44 PM Eastern Standard Time,
[EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
<< Santa's "Toy Factory"
In a lengthy report on the group Saturday, The North pole Tribune-
Herald said that the cult was known to have a large arsenal of
"high-powered" weapons, probably produced in a workshop disguised as a
"toy factory."
This toy factory is also believed to be the sight of a
methamphetamine laboratory, according to sources inside the ATF.
The article quoted investigators as saying the crazed cult leader,
who uses several aliases, "Santa Clause, Saint Nick, Sinterclaas, and
Saint Nicholas," age unknown, has abused children and claims to have at
least 15 wives.
Santa Claus denies these accusations of abuse and said he has had
only one wife, Mrs. Santa Claus. >>
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Don Ecker ([EMAIL PROTECTED])
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A truly horrible conspiracy on the wings. Check this out ASAP!!
http://www.strangetexas.com/northpole.htm
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North Pole Standoff*
by
Vindicator
Source: Newsgroup Alt. Conspiracy
North Pole - A fierce battled ended in a stand-off today as a
multi-jurisdictional task force of federal law enforcement agents tried
to arrest the leader of a militant doomsday cult, who call themselves
"Elves," living in a heavily fortified compound at the North pole.
The "Compound"
According to witnesses, federal agents hid in livestock trailers as
they drove up to the compound. The approach was difficult in the snow
using wheeled vehicles. Several agents were reportedly thrown from the
trailer when it hit a snow bank.
The agents were unable to use dog teams and sleds because the ATF agents
shot all the dogs during training at a nearby recreational facility
where agents had practiced for weeks on a mock-up of the compound in
preparation for the raid.
As three national Guard helicopters approached, over 100 law officers
stormed the main compound, a heavily fortified gingerbread structure,
throwing concussion grenades and screaming "come out!" Cult members and
law officers negotiated a cease-fire about 45 minutes after the incident
began.
The Assault
For the next several hours, ambulances and helicopters swarmed the
premises.
The area was cordoned off and ATF agents with machine guns were
posted in the roadways to keep reporters at least two miles from the
main battle area.
Santa's "Toy Factory"
In a lengthy report on the group Saturday, The North pole Tribune-
Herald said that the cult was known to have a large arsenal of
"high-powered" weapons, probably produced in a workshop disguised as a
"toy factory."
This toy factory is also believed to be the sight of a
methamphetamine laboratory, according to sources inside the ATF.
The article quoted investigators as saying the crazed cult leader,
who uses several aliases, "Santa Clause, Saint Nick, Sinterclaas, and
Saint Nicholas," age unknown, has abused children and claims to have at
least 15 wives.
Santa Claus denies these accusations of abuse and said he has had
only one wife, Mrs. Santa Claus.
Santa Claus, Alleged Cult Leader
TIP LINE
Strange Texas News� was able to obtain a copy of the warrant through the
F.O.I.A. (Freedom of information act)
Authorities had a warrant to search the North pole compound for guns
and explosive devices and an arrest warrant for its leader, Santa Claus,
said Mess Stanford of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and firearms in
Washington, D. C.. Mr. Stanford added it would be useless to attempt to
get a copy of this warrant, however, because it had been sealed, "for
national security reasons."
The assault came one day after the North pole Tribune-Herald began
publishing a series on the cult, quoting former members as saying the
deranged cult leader, Santa Claus, abused children and had at least 15
wives. ATF spokesman Jack Killchildren in Washington said the assault
had been planned for several weeks, although he added, "I think the
newspaper's investigation set up heightened tension."
The cult's fortress, called "The Toy Factory," is dominated by a tower
with lookout windows facing in all directions. Guards reportedly patrol
the 77-acre grounds at night.
Armed Guard (surveillance footage)
The "list"
Attorney General Janet Reno ordered the raid after cult members refused
to surrender documents relating to national security. A source inside
the Justice Department said that the documents were lists of cabinet
members and highly placed government officials who were naughty or
nice. Despite preliminary, secret negotiations to obtain the list, the
Elves refused to surrender the document to the Justice Department.
The raid was scheduled early, because December 25th is believed to
be a traditional cult holiday and all the militant elves would be
engaged in cult rituals in preparation for the event.
At a press conference this afternoon, Attorney General Reno said, "these
militants abuse children in the most vile manner, by teaching them to
expect charity. They have even distributed free, working replicas of
'assault weapons and 'handguns.' It is a matter of dire importance to
our future and the future of all our children, that this peril be ended
by every means at our disposal."
Attorney General Janet Reno
She went on to say that "I do not want to surround the compound and
shoot everyone and then burn it to the ground in order to prevent this
child abuse from occurring again, but that appears to be our only
alternative." According to Reno, the "Toy Factory" itself is a sweatshop
and conditions inside were horrendous.
Alleged Abuse Victim
The department of Justice is also looking into allegations of animal
cruelty. Former members of the cult have claimed that Santa Claus
frequently uses leather restraints on at least eight reindeer, housed in
sordid conditions on the compound. Witnesses reported seeing a reindeer
with a protruding red nose, which Janet Reno said was further indication
of the abusive conditions inside the compound.
Several of the elves were reported by the ATF to have been carrying
automatic weapons. However, independent sources dispute this, claiming
that the "automatic weapons" were nothing more than large candy canes.
Armed "Elf"
Ted Oyster
"they were waiting"
ATF leader Ted Oyster, shaken after the ordeal, spoke to reporters as
hundreds of agents, many of them in tears, were taken away from the
North pole in military airlifts, ambulances, and private vehicles. "We
had our plan down, we had our diversion down, and they were
waiting..." Oyster said resignedly, shaking his head.
A hospital spokesman said that most of the wounded ATF agents
appeared to be suffering from shrapnel wounds from broken candy canes,
as well as frostbite, apparently suffered from wearing forest-green
camouflage in wintry terrain. Attorney General Reno offered no comment
on these reports.
Evidence Photo
Mack "the knife" McWarty was seen strolling across the White House
lawn, chuckling to himself as he read what inside sources say was a copy
of the naughty/nice list.
One highly placed government official was found dead in Marcy
Park. His name and the cause of death are unknown at this time, however,
the White House immediately issued a statement claiming the official had
committed suicide after learning his name was not on the nice list.
The "List"
Patsy Thomahawk refused to comment on the advice of her attorney on
whether she had any part in removing copies of the naughty/nice list
from a safe in the White House. A spokesman from the BATF said that it
was indeed a tragedy that Santa Claus had caused this confrontation, but
this should be a lesson to anyone who tries to give to everyone without
permission from the welfare department, and that gathering sensitive
data without a permit from official sources will be stopped by any
means.
FBI spokesman Bob Price, relayed that "we are dealing with a
madman. We have cut off all electricity, water, and communications to
the compound."
"Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night."
Santa Claus has demanded that we relay a message to the world. It
reads, 'Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.' FBI
psychological experts are presently analyzing the message, however,
preliminary reports indicate this is an encrypted threat to invade the
neighboring towns near the North pole. It may also be a doomsday message
that the cult intends to commit suicide, like Jonestown."
Shortly after the raid, a smiling Reno was seen strolling through
the pile of rubbish looking for anatomically correct Barbie dolls. She
claimed that she was going to confiscate any that she found as
"evidence" and that they were for a personal investigation that she was
conducting.
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