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@ McBurgers Invading Japan: http://lava.net/~artbeat/early/hamburger.html
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# U.F.O. Boom Doesn't Worry Officials. BEIJING -- The last few months have
  been a boom time for U.F.O. enthusiasts in China. "Warning Wuhan! Warning
  Dalian! Warning Xian! Jiangsu! Beijing! Shanghai!" exulted the Jiangsu UFO
  Research Society's Web site. "Frequent U.F.O. visits have enveloped all of
  China." http://www.nytimes.com/library/world/asia/011100china-ufos.html

: Have you flown your UFO to China lately? Have you harvested many Chinese?
Are they succulent? Do you prefer to abduct/probe/implant Asians, Euros, me?

# Close encounters across the Great Wall - Chinese scientists seek funding
  to search for ET radio signals amid growing reports of UFO sightings. CSM:
  BEIJING. Long isolated by great walls of xenophobia, China is curiously
  entering the new century by trying to build bridges of communication with
  extraterrestrials: http://csmonitor.com/durable/2000/01/07/fp6s2-csm.shtml

# China Searches Space for Real and Unreal - Plan to explore universe:
  http://abcnews.go.com:80/sections/science/DailyNews/chinaspace000107.html
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# What You DON'T Know About Mars May Kill You. We can go to Mars, either by
  robot or manned mission, and return to Earth with a bunch of fascinating
  scientific goodies. It's easy with our evolving technology. It's realistic
  to think that robotic round trips will happen in the coming decade, but
  perhaps not so realistic to believe that manned missions will follow. Why
  not? After the robot missions return, with samples of the content of Mars,
  mankind may simply be dead -- or so horribly educated about the content of
  Mars as to be permanently deterred from ever going there again. We might
  return lethal microbes from Mars, which may conceivably do horrible or
  terminal damage to Earth's global ecosystem, or simply to its human inhab-
  itants. Bye-bye: http://bbs.msnbc.com/bbs/msnbc-space/posts/uk/52332.asp

: Have you spread any diseases between planets lately? Did SETI fail because
all spacefaring races have been wiped out by interplanetary epidemics? Are
we doomed by disease if we leave Earth and overcrowding if we stay? Really?
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# Flu Threatens UK Hospital Waiting Lists. LONDON (Reuters) Britain could
  soon be facing its first official flu epidemic in more than a decade as
  the National Health Service struggles to cope with a chronic shortage of
  hospital beds. http://news.excite.com/news/r/000111/09/science-britain-flu

# Glaxo Urges British Government to Rethink on Flu Drug. LONDON (Reuters)
  Glaxo Wellcome Plc has asked the UK government to reconsider official
  advice that doctors should not prescribe its new influenza drug Relenza.
  Dose me up: http://news.excite.com/news/r/000111/11/science-britain-glaxo

# Influenza Now the Big Millennium Bug for World. LONDON (Reuters) For
  millions of people around the world, the worst millennium bug in the
  year 2000 has turned out to be influenza. Even worse than Windows:
  http://news.excite.com/news/r/000111/06/science-health-influenza

: What's your favorite disease? Have you engineered any diseases lately? Do
you have a secret vaccine that you're saving for your Bilderberger masters?
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# Hastert calls for global world. CHICAGO (UPI) - Saying that the Republican
  Party has been unfairly called isolationist, House Speaker Dennis Hastert
  said the key to a "global world" is free trade, a strong military and sub-
  mission to Illuminati. http://www.vny.com/cf/News/upidetail.cfm?QID=56876

: Has your conspiracy taken control of all political leaders in the world,
whether they're called 'liberal', 'conservative', 'moderate', whatever? Do
they all work to further your domination of the world economy? Do you reward
them well? How quickly do you eliminate those leaders who don't go along???

# Subliminal Messages on Dutch TV. The Illuminati, who own big TV stations
  around the world, are currently sending subliminal messages through the TV
  channels directly into our living rooms. That subliminal messages truly
  exist on TV is not a secret anymore. Most of us know it is commonly used
  in advertising and we know how it affects us - we buy more products. But
  what's not so very well known is how frequently it is used in all type of
  programs. So what's the purpose with this? Is it only to make us buy
  certain products or is there another, deeper purpose with it as well?
  Programming for fun and profit: http://www2.50megs.com/persewen/
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# Metaphysical schools teach students to cultivate their 6th sense. ANAHEIM,
  Calif.  20 students sit in a half-circle. Their eyes are closed & they're
  giggling & whispering to themselves.Again & again they yawn in exaggerated
  fashion, then make sudden, animated outbursts. "He-he ha-ha!" one student
  shouts, before going into another yawn. Releasing energy, getting psychic:
 www.nando.net/noframes/story/0,2107,500152858-500187703-500792819-0,00.html

: Is this the kind of crap that gives California a flakey reputation? Should
I go whack these morons over their heads so they can get in touch with their
inner pain? Or should I start a similar school and take their money? Huh???

# Man to Raffle Off 'Christ Child.' "Christ Child to Finance His Own Birth"
  BOGOTA (Reuters) The road to hell or heresy is paved with money trouble as
 well as good intentions. http://news.excite.com/news/r/000111/07/odd-raffle
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# FBI photograph apparently undermines claims that government forces fired
  on Branch Davidians. (St. Louis) A previously unpublished FBI photograph
  appears to show no one standing in the place where government forces are
  alleged to have opened fire on the Branch Davidians. Just another hoax?
www.postnet.com/postnet/stories.nsf/ByDocID/F305A32E37509AC9862568630039F010

# Waco Suits for Waco Suckers. Hey, Wow! They're finally doing something
  about Waco! That video showed how the govt shot the Davidians as they were
  trying to escape the fire, and tough Davidian lawyers are suing the govt
  because of what they did! http://www.zolatimes.com/V4.2/waco_suckers.html

: Is your conspiracy fomenting conflict over Waco to distract us from your
real target? How many straw-dog conspiracies have you created? Do they work?

# The Unexplained Bullet Wound In Ron Brown's Head:
  http://www.sightings.com/politics6/bullet.htm
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    You grew up in exile, on Egyptian streets
     Ya mamma's unmarried, ya dad's unemployed
      Ya whole teener life is just a (uh) big void" --HEY JESUS
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