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From:
http://www.BSNN.net/Troll.htm
Madeline Albright Mistaken for a Troll On the heals of an
embarrassing incident where a group of Albanians understandably
mistook Madeline Albright for a hotel cleaning lady, the U.S.
Secretary of State has again been the victim of
misidentification. While on a diplomatic mission to Finland,
Madam Albright frightened a group of school children who mistook
her for a troll.
Trolls have a long history in Scandinavian folklore, and a
reputation for being ugly, nasty and dangerous. In Finland,
children are warned to behave themselves lest the trolls come and
take them away. BSNN does not know if the children in question
had misbehaved or not, but they certainly do not like trolls, and
they certainly were afraid of Ms. Albright.
According to reports, Albright was taking a walk through one of
Helsinki's beautiful parks when she tripped, dropping her attaché
case. Her attaché case came to rest under a small stone bridge.
Ms. Albright, being a resourceful woman, made her way under the
bridge to retrieve the case.
While Albright was under the bridge the children came along and
lingered for a few moments, unaware of what lurked beneath them.
As she was walking up from under the bridge, Ms. Albright again
tripped, kept herself from falling, and began hurling the most
un-diplomatic, foul language imaginable.
Upon seeing such a sight, the children became frightened,
screamed and ran to the nearest police station, where they filed
a report. Albright was briefly detained before her identity was
verified by the U.S. embassy.
Little Johannes Lindqvist, of Helsinki, told BSNN, "I was so
frightened. Just earlier that day my mother warned me to be good
at school or a troll might take me away. But I wasn't good that
day. Then on my way home that terrible, horrible, awful,
deplorable, little troll came screaming at us. I feared I would
never see my family again!"
All charges against Madam Albright have been dropped. The State
Department refuses to comment on the incident.
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