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@ Nothing's obsolete: http://www.obsolete.com/
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# Are ETs and alien abductors... us? A UFOlogist has published an extensive
theory of aliens who travel in parallel universe, and that may be "our own
species of the future. http://www.cosmiverse.com/paranormal041101.html
# Top scientist sez: SPACE ALIENS ARE STEALING OUR WOMEN & turning them into
prostitutes! LAS VEGAS, NV -- Twisted aliens are running a shocking inter-
planetary white-slavery ring, says a top UFOlogist, charging that the ETs
routinely whisk female abductees off to far-flung planets & space stations
to serve as hookers! http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/stories/1457.html
# Whither "Jane Doe's" UFO? A probable "UFO/ET abduction" case may prove to
be too much evidence for Virginia Gov. Gilmore to ignore in his continued
stonewalling of requests that he do his constitutional and statutory duty
in repelling the "UFO invasion." http://www.caus.org/gc041200.htm
: Have you encountered any ETs lately? Have they stolen your women/men/kids/
pets/money/land/sexuality/brain/inhibitions? D'ya have cause for a lawsuit?
Can you successfully sue time-travelers?Do they already know what'll happen?
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# Damaged Nerves Heal Faster With Electricity - stick finger in socket for
new brain: http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2000/04/000410091145.htm
# GROW YOUR OWN HEART? The future of cardiology -- growing hearts in labs?
www.healthcentral.com/columnists/JoeFlower/JoeFlowerFullText.cfm?ID=31429
# MY HMO WON'T PAY FOR A NEW HEART ANYWAY, EVEN IF I GROW IT MYSELF. Gosh
darn them: http://www.healthcentral.com/centers/onecenter.cfm?Center=Hmo
# Study Of Rats' Brains Indicates Brain Continues To Grow After Puberty. A
simple study of rat brains has added more substance to the idea that the
adult brain is still a work in progress, even well after puberty. While
overall size may not change, composition of nerve fibers in a key area
does. http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2000/04/000406091914.htm
: Have your bodily organs grown lately? D'ya prefer to grow organs in situ,
in vivo, in utero, in labo? Has y'r brain grown after puberty? Is this good?
Have you stimulated growth of your brain/heart/genitalia with electricity or
drugs or prayer or vacuum pumps? Has your insurer reimbursed you? Why not??
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# LAST DAYS WARNINGS OF POPE JOHN PAUL. VATICAN CITY -- A document crafted
in secret by Pope John Paul II and intended only for the eyes of his
successor has surfaced in Rome. And it contains terrifying warnings of
worldwide turbulence & bloodshed destined to occur in the coming days --
culminating in Armageddon! http://weeklyworldnews.com/stories/1455.html
@ Take a virtual peek into the future: http://www.cnn.com/future
@ All about 2000: From parties to predictions: http://www.cnn.com/2000
@ 21st cent. scenarios: http://cnn.com/SPECIALS/1999/at2000/index.html#poll
$ ROCK PROPHECY -- The Hendrix/asteroid/Microsoft incident. A new religion,
the original asteroid prediction of Jimi Hendrix triggered an avalanche
of asteroid stories. Interpret history in ways that dominators are most
concerned to obstruct and crush. The story reports Microsoft's connection
with the end of civilization. Gates IS Satan: http://www.rockprophecy.com/
: What's your favorite prognostication? Does your belief system control/see
the future? D'ya keep your knowledge secret or d'ya warn all humans who will
heed you? Do those who ignore you deserve their dreadful fate? Does anyone?
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# NASA & NCI To Develop Nano-Explorers For The Human Body. To treat symptoms
of the common cold, most people take a gel capsule containing hundreds of
granular pieces of medicine as a remedy for coughing, sneezing and a runny
nose. Now, imagine ingesting a capsule of similar size, containing micro-
scopic sensors to detect, diagnose & treat disease inside the human body.
Li'l angels: http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2000/04/000410092003.htm
# Robots in rescue plan. US scientists are developing a new breed of robot
to locate avalanche victims four times faster than conventional mountain
rescue teams. They're developing an army of cockroach-sized mini robots
that can scour the snow surface looking out for radio signals given off
from transmitters sewn into modern ski jackets. Robo-bugs swarming on a
mission: http://www.the-times.co.uk/interface/insight/story328.html
: What's your favorite little robot? Are all robots satanic, possessed by
demons? Are you? D'ya want robots swarming around inside/upon/near you, with
their clicking & buzzing & coordination? Do they distract your inner voices?
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# French anti-racist group sues Yahoo - charges firm hosts illegal auctions
of Nazi-related stuff. France has strict laws against selling or display-
ing anything that incites racism. http://newshub.com/cgibin/rd.cgi?9663615
# Judge: historian a Holocaust denier. LONDON (AP) A judge branded historian
David Irving as an anti-Semite racist and an apologist for Hitler, ruling
an American scholar was justified in calling him a Holocaust denier. So
THERE! http://www.infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2565623669-1a9
# Swastikas Painted on Stadium: http://newshub.com/cgibin/rd.cgi?9650457
# Chile bans 100 pro-Nazi visitors - international Nazi-congress - some face
arrest: http://www.infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2565626949-d5e
: Who's your fave Nazi? D'ya buy/sell/rent/borrow/steal Nazi paraphernalia?
Is there a good market in Nazi stuff? What's y'r favorite defeated ideology?
Should relics of all failed ideologies be collectable? Why d'ya love losers?
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# Teletubby In Hot Water Again; Some Think Doll Says, 'Get a gun' -SAN DIEGO
First, Tinky Winky was taking heat. Now, the kiddy character is accused of
packing heat. The Teletubbies TV show figure, once characterized by Rev.
Jerry Falwell as a gay role model, is again causing a stir because people
say a talking version of the fuzzy purple figure is uttering gun threats.
Bang: http://www.uniontrib.com/news/diversions/20000408-0010_1b8tinky.html
# DEA Suicide: http://infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2565621048-4ad
# NEW BOOK BLAMES JONBENET RAMSEY KILLING ON MOTHER. Detective Steve Thomas
sez a panicky Patsy Ramsey strangled her daughter after the girl sustained
an accidental, near-fatal head injury precipitated by the mother's anger
over bed-wetting. http://CNN.com/2000/books/news/04/11/jonbenet.book.reut/
: Are you now, or have you ever been, programmed to kill? Do you kill when
so ordered; instinctively; randomly;entertainingly? Have you killed yourself
or others lately? Is killing the best/only way out of your dilemma? Why not?
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"Everyone should try their best to get in touch with their inner child.
But don't expect your inner child to be perfect. It is in their flaws
and imperfections that we find their individuality and beauty. My own
inner child has attention deficit dis-- Hey! Star Trek is on!"
-- http://www.SleazyTabloid.com
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