--
Bard

There's not a dime bit of difference between a DemoRat and a RepubRat,
they're simply two wings of the same bird of prey.

BUCHANAN-Reform
http://gopatgo2000.com/default.htm



----- Original Message -----

 Stop Thief!

  An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of
 religious service when she was startled by an intruder. As she caught
 the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables, she yelled,
 "Stop - Acts 2:38!"
 The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. The woman calmly called the
 police and explained what she had done.
 As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar,
 "Why did you just stand there? All she did was yell a scripture to you."
 "Scripture?" replied the burglar, "She said she had an AXE and
 two 38's!"





------------------------------------------------------------------------
Avoid the lines and visit avis.com for quick and easy online
reservations. Enjoy a compact car nationwide for only $29 a day!
Click here for more details.
http://click.egroups.com/1/3011/2/_/640718/_/956081339/
------------------------------------------------------------------------

Visit:
http://www.theforbiddenknowledge.com/



Reply via email to