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# Readied: http://news.excite.com/photo/img/r/space/shuttle/20000423/ksc02
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# Sightings: INDIANA: UFO HOVERS OVER CHEMICAL PLANT - ARKANSAS: FLYING
CIGAR STOPS CAR, STEALS MEMORY, FRIES WIRES: www.caus.org/mu042300.htm
# "It was like someone flying up to heaven." Unidentified light was seen
in various provinces of China: http://www.rumormillnews.com/ufo.htm
# First Known Authentic Picture of a UFO: http://www.caus.org/pn042300.htm
# 4 PEOPLE VANISH WITHOUT A TRACE IN PORTABLE TOILET! CHICAGO -- A stunned
and outraged public is demanding to know the whereabouts of 4 people who
went into a portable toilet in a public park -- and never came out! Alien
abduction turning shitty: http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/stories/1861.html
@ WHITLEY STRIEBER VIDEO GALLERY: http://www.strieber.com/adv-video.html
: Do you loiter in your UFO around chemical plants, highways, porta-potties,
horse farms, the Great Wall? Have you ever been arrested for loitering in a
UFO? Did you escape? Are there any authentic pictures of your UFO? Why not?
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# Princess Di Portrayed As The Madonna: http://www.rumormillnews.com/mad.htm
# The Making of Goddess Di: http://www.surfingtheapocalypse.com/goddess.html
@ ANOTHER DIANA SIGHTING/BOOK. Yet another book has been released purporting
to be the "true" message from Princess Di. Yet more evidence for Rayelan
Allan's book: Diana Queen Of Heaven <http://www.dianaqueenofheaven.com/>.
Princess Diana dictates her experiences in the afterlife through Christine
Toomey. Why her? http://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/config.pl?read=2774
# Millions of beautiful gals are becoming lesbians... because guys can't cut
the mustard, says sociologist! MIAMI- Millions of America's most beautiful
women have become so fed up with their male lovers that they're giving the
guys the boot -- and turning to other women to satisfy their sexual needs,
a shocking new study reveals! http://weeklyworldnews.com/stories/1863.html
: Who's your favorite goddess? Is she bisexual, lesbian, transgendered? Do
goddesses communicate with you regularly? Do they promote alternative sexu-
ality/economics/politics/faith/sports/art? D'ya wanna be a goddess someday?
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# ELIAN TRADED TO CUBA FOR HARD-THROWING RIGHTHANDER! In a deal that has
the backing of the U.S. Department of Justice and representatives of
Miami's Cuban-American community, Elian Gonzalez was traded to Cuba
today for right-handed pitcher Jose Ariel Contreras and a defector to
be named later. "This is a win-win deal," Attorney General Janet Reno
said. "Contreras will contribute right away to one of our ballclubs and
Elian's father gets to raise his son in the peace and quiet of an
embargoed communist bloc nation." http://www.drudge.com/retort.shtml
# Quiet descends on Elian case - mindcontrol drugs kick in big-time - aliens
feeding: http://www.infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2565961754-bc1
# ELIAN! THE MOVIE: http://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/config.pl?read=2773
and maybe http://www.abcnews.go.com/sections/us/WolfFiles/wolffiles.html
# Elian sparks heated emails: http://www.newshub.com/cgibin/rd.cgi?9722242
# DoJ Had A Warrant? http://www.CNN.com/2000/US/04/24/cuba.boy/index.html
: Who/what would you like to trade/give/sell/unload to Cuba? Is your conspi-
racy working to unite Cuba & Florida? Does Castro deserve Florida? Would the
US be better off without Florida? Will global warming submerge Florida/Cuba?
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# Chinese sect members detained - Falun Gongers busted every day:
http://www.infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2565940910-d80
# Also: Falun Gong withstands challenge - "more of us than them"
http://www.infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2565946896-b50
# And: China detains cult follower daughter - "nits make lice"
http://www.infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2565929083-618
# Research Continues Into China's Wild Man - Bigfoot thought to be living
in China - Yearlong trek yields traces of what some say is undiscovered
species. Beijing, China -- Yuan Zhenxin keeps up his search for Bigfoot.
Yuan is convinced that 1,000 to 2,000 of the apelike creatures roam the
forests of central China: http://www.farshore.force9.co.uk/bfoot03.htm
: Is Chinese Communism more threatened by Falun Gong, Bigfoot, Capitalism,
famine, alien abductions, me? Are most Chinese too malnourished to be worth
abducting? If you were an ET, would you rather abduct fat, dumb Americans?
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# Man playing Judas hangs. ROME (AP) A 23-year-old man hanged himself during
a religious play in a small town while portraying Judas Iscariot. Regional
RAI TV broadcast a video by an amateur who was watching the outdoor drama
Saturday in Camerata Nuova, a hamlet of 200 people 45 miles from Rome. The
video and audio of the performance depicting events leading up to Jesus'
crucifixion captured the screams of fellow actors and the audience when
they realized that Renato Di Paolo wasn't acting but was unconscious after
the noose, lashed to a tree branch, pulled tightly around his neck. Encore
unlikely: http://www.infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2565950709-1fa
# Struggling With Pilgrims' Deaths: http://newshub.com/cgibin/rd.cgi?9721236
# Easter Reaps Grim Toll in SA: http://www.newshub.com/cgibin/rd.cgi?9725775
# Violent Easter Bunny Busted: http://www.newshub.com/cgibin/rd.cgi?9703054
: Have you killed/assaulted/annoyed anyone for Easter lately? Was your vio-
lence videotaped? Were screams clearly audible? D'ya scream a lot at Easter?
Doesn't everyone? Is Easter a good time for suicide/homicide/deicide? Why??
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# Bishop Slams Dot.Com Values. (BBC) In his Easter message, the Archbishop
of Canterbury has warned against putting the pursuit of money and power
above spiritual wealth. Translation: his investments failed & his flock
moved on: http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk/newsid_723000/723394.stm
# Couple Seized With Cocaine in Bible. MEDELLIN (Reuters) A husband and wife
were seized at a Colombian airport on Good Friday as they tried to smuggle
almost 7 pounds (3 kg) of cocaine hidden in the pages of a Bible onto a
flight bound for Mexico http://news.excite.com/news/r/000424/07/odd-cocaine
# Easter celebrated worldwide - spring fertility rituals complete,
except for Eastern Orthodoxoi - crucifixion party next weekend:
http://www.infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2565948316-aeb
# Earth Day celebrated with exhibits, speeches, naked orgies:
http://www.infobeat.com/stories/cgi/story.cgi?id=2565931103-e2a
: What values d'ya most like to celebrate in the spring? D'ya prefer faith,
money, sex, drugs, power, multimedia exhibits, speechifying, robotics, chess
or me? Are your fertility rituals complete, or are more scheduled? Where??
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his suffering when, in fact, his god is well aware of his pain and
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