WJPBR Email News List [EMAIL PROTECTED] Peace at any cost is a prelude to war! XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX SUNDAY APRIL 30 2000 13:03:00 ET XXXXX WHO'S WATCHING DARIUS? WASHINGTON -- "Do you have any champagne?" CNN60MINUTES all-star Christiane Amanpour asked the bartender at the BLOOMBERG after-party as she giggled with her husband Jamie Rubin who wore no black-tie even though the invitation required it. "All the rebels have become conformists," I later said to Amanpour as we sat and talked about the sell out. With Jamie rolling his eyes, I accused Amanpour of blindly supporting The State, as I donned a T-shirt of an ironed-on Elian Gonzalez at gunpoint [copyright Alan Diaz, ASSOCIATED PRESS]. "That's just horrible you're wearing thaaaat," Amanpour said in between sips in an accent that spans the continents. "All you rebels have become conformists," I repeated. "HE did this to you!" For a moment in the BLOOMBERG bathroom I had a panic attack. It hit me hard. HE will soon be gone. Not just Jamie, not just Lockhart, not just Janet, not just Madeleine, not just Sidney, and not just Amanpour, who clearly timed her pollination to his leaving. HE is their center. And, Christiane, who's watching baby Darius? HE seduced them. HE loved them. HE gave them good copy. HE was their friend. USA TODAY all-star Susan Page presented him with an Oscar. A few weeks ago in Beverly Hills Jay Leno presented him with a check. "They'll never indict him," Sam Donaldson screamed, with a voice nearly recovered from yelling at Reagan. TIME editor Isaacson was laughing so hard, sitting next to Madeleine, please forgive if the magazine is tear-stained Monday. Because HE is leaving. And HE corrupted them. Lord of the Baby Boom. Baron of the Blisters. [He would cancel when he was flared up, Lewinsky told Tripp back in our 1990's.] What will we all do without him? "We're going to miss you, Mr. President," I said leaning over the velvet rope flashing my Elian T with him, looking up and down, glaring at me. "How did he get in here," press maestro Joe Lockhart whispered into the ear of a reporter while chewing a mouth full of spicy greens, mango and lo mein noodles served with warm sesame crusted salmon, grilled lamb chop and sliced tenderloin of beef, sauce cabernet, potato dauphinoise rondelle, baby carrots and asparagus, french rolls, flat breads, pumpernickel, raisin rolls, marble mousse torte, chocolate crust-filled with white chocolate and semi-sweet chocolate mousse, fresh fruit garnish and coffee. Janet stared in horror as I stood in front of her -- Elian, with his look of horror, staring her straight back in her face. "You're my homepage. I read you all the time. I love it when you put up a siren. You made me a star, honey. I have to get a picture with you," said Smear Queen Diva and campaign manager to Al Gore, Donna Brazile as we hugged and talked about what a fun summer we're going to have. But HE will never be replaced. Dean of the Degenerates. Prince of the Parties. Leno, who presented him with a check a few weeks ago in BH, showed a video of a dog dry humping a woman's leg -- then quickly flashed a pic of the Commander in Chief. The crowd cheers. So does his wife. And so does HE. As does Lockhart, while chewing a mouthful of Rivercrest Chardonnay, Rivercrest Cabernet Sauvignon. Impeached. Stained. Accused. Standing ovation. The highlight of the night, this his final formal night with family at the WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS DINNER, was a video of "Ken Starr" smoking a cigar, dressed in drag, flashing his underwear, harboring an apparent erection. As the crowd roared and Wolf howled and Janet clapped her wings. Deputy Attorney General Eric Holder would later tell me after the lights came on and the crowd began dispersing and the HILTON staff began sweeping up all the wet Kleenex: "It was in good humor." "You have the impeached president and the gentleman assigned, by Justice, who proved the case now depicted in drag, in his underwear, obviously aroused, as presidential staffers who spread Starr gay rumors celebrate?! And that's good taste? Good humor?" I press Holder, flashing my Elian. "Do you have any champagne?" Amanpour asked the bartender at BLOOMBERG. "Darling, here it's flowing in the streets." X X X X X ----------------------------------------------------------- Filed by Matt Drudge **COPYRIGHT NOTICE** In accordance with Title 17 U. S. C. 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