XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX FRIDAY JUNE 30 2000 09:49:07 ET XXXXX
CLINTON ANGRY OVER BOOK’S TALKING PENIS
**Exclusive**
President Clinton has privately expressed anger over a new book
by Hollywood wild man Joe Eszterhas, the DRUDGE REPORT has
learned, a book which features a final chapter from the point of
view of the president’s penis!
"The president is not very happy about it, this really should
have waited until he was out of office," a senior Clinton aide
said this week.
"I began to view him and understand him as the first rock 'n'
roll president of the United States," Eszterhas explains. "It
is, for the most part, analysis and observation."
Eszterhas spent two years researching the book and reading
everything and anything on Clinton, paying close attention to the
Starr Report. The "talking penis" is said to express opinions
about various scandal players -- even commenting on the first
lady!
"The president wants to do well, but this thing, this penis, has
a mind of its own and Joe gives it a voice!" reveals a publishing
source.
KNOPF plans a 200,000 first printing for the July 18 launch of
AMERICAN RHAPSODY.
KNOPF president Sonny Mehta has determined the book is
"non-fiction".
[The work ranks #530 on AMAZON's sales list.]
On the audio version, the president’s penis will be played by ABC
TV's Bill Maher.
"Playing the penis was great!" Maher recently told guests in the
Green Room of his show.
"Maher will deliver what will be the most memorable, revealing
and talked about 'part' of this and any election year," claims a
press release.
In a twist only Eszterhas could manipulate, Maher was the
headline act for a fund-raiser held in Los Angeles last weekend
-- a reception attended by Clinton.
"The president finally came face to face with his penis!" roared
one Hollywood player who was present for the historic gathering.
The event raised $75,000 for the Democratic National Committee.
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