[For a great picture of Hillary in the throws of an attack of Tourette's Syndrome, see the below URL. --MS] From: http://www.BSNN.net/Jewbastard.htm Hillary backtracks, says Paul Fray "misunderstood" her <PICTURE> Caption: Hillary Clinton suffers an attack of Tourette syndrome as she speaks with reporters. Tourette Syndrome is a lifelong illness that can go in and out of remission. NEW YORK--One week after emphatically denying hurling an ethnic slur at a campaign aide in 1974, Hillary Clinton has backtracked from her complete denial and admitted cursing at the aide, but maintains that he simply misunderstood her. "In the heat of the moment, what I said to Paul Fray was, 'this is your fault you **cking Jew Baptist', and instead of Baptist he thought I said bastard," Mrs. Clinton explained. Fray--who is a Baptist with some Jewish ancestry-- was the campaign manager for Bill Clinton's failed 1974 congressional run. He made the charge against Mrs. Clinton in the new book State of a Union. Mrs. Clinton--who is a Methodist with some Jewish ancestry--apologized for her initial statement that the alleged incident never happened saying, " I was really surprised that Paul Fray could remember the incident and I wasn't prepared to answer such a charge, so I just acted on instinct and misled the people of New York." Mrs. Clinton was forced to come clean with the real facts of the incident because her husband's admission that she has a cursing problem led to speculation that she wasn't telling the whole truth. After conceding that some incident took place, Mrs. Clinton went on to blame her foul mouth on Tourette's Syndrome. Tourette's Syndrome is an inherited, neurological disorder characterized by repeated and involuntary body movements and uncontrollable vocal sounds. In extreme cases like Mrs. Clinton's, the vocalizations can include socially inappropriate words and phrases like 'f**king Jew Baptist', and 'short legged Irish prick'. Mrs. Clinton maintains that these outbursts are neither intentional nor purposeful and that she is a victim of a dreaded disease. The First Lady takes the anti-psychotic drug ORAP to control the disease. Victims of Tourette Syndrome may also suffer from obsessive-compulsive disorder, hyperactivity, antisocial behavior, inappropriate sexual activity, aggressive behavior, and delusions of grandeur. When told of Mrs. Clinton's revelation, Rick Lazio responded, "Well this will certainly go along way in explaining her entire life." Hillary's Jew Bastard Talking Points Revealed NEW YORK---BSNN.net has obtained an exclusive copy of the internal memo from Hillary Clinton which provides suggestions as to how to handle press inquiries regarding the First Lady's alleged ethnic slur. The memo in its entirety follows: TO: Jewish Bastard Advisory Group FROM: Hillary Rodham Clinton RE: Rapid Response to charges of Anti-Semitism I would appreciate if all of you could call every Jew reporter you know. Call them as a concerned citizen. (It is important that you hide the fact that you are calling because I told you to, because Jews are a persnickety lot and will likely hold that fact against you for the rest of your lives.) Most of their deadlines are tomorrow, so if at all possible, take care of this tonight. The most important thing is to let them know that you know me and you know that I would never make these kinds of Anti-Semitic or racist comments to somebody who was a real Jew. After all, this guy is a Baptist. If he were a real Jew, i.e. the type of person who never pays retail, I would have called him a **cking Jesus freak or something. It is just not my style to attack someone's ethnicity or religion to their face. It is important to remind these Jew reporters that I myself am of Jewish decent. My father was Jewish. No wait.... it was my grandmother, or was it my great-grandmother? Oh yeah, I remember, it was my great-grandfather. 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