http://www.rawilson.com/prethought.html Updated 17 Confusion 142 Nortonian [12 June 2000 Papist] The Two Lying Bastards Show I'm looking forward to a great new TV sitcom this summer/fall season -- the Two Lying Bastards Show, in which a pair of our most talented clowns, Al Gore and George W. Bush, will appear, both as solo acts and as orchestrated duets. Gore will attempt to keep a straight face while claiming that he hasn't smoked any reefer lately, at least not really lately, and Bush will also attempt to look honest and truthful while swearing that he hasn't snorted any coke in recent years, or months, or weeks. Both will endeavor to look stern and righteous while explaining why we need more prisons for the poor folks who share one or both of these recreational habits. Man, it should rank as the "laff riot" of the year, as Hollywood would say. I wonder if there exists a single hominid critter with more than a half inch of forhead who can take either of these mutts seriously? The voter turnout last time was the lowest in our history; more than half of the eligible voters didn't even bother to go to the polls. It will undoubtedly drop even lower this time. Hey -- suppose they gave an election and nobody came? 9 Confusion 3166 y.D. Corporations that have donated at least $500,000 to both Gore and Bush [Source: Jim Hightower] AT&T Philip Morris Amer Financial Group Microsoft Atlantic Richfield Co. SBC Communications Enron Mirage Resorts Federal Express Citigroup Amer Airlines Bell Atlantic Anheuser-Busch Limited Inc. Pfizer Rite Aid Schering-Plough BellSouth Joseph E. Seagram & Sons Bristol-Myers Squibb Union Pacific Blue Cross & Blue Shield MBNA Corp America Online Amer Intl Group MCI Worldcom Ernst & Young Circus Circus Enterprises Sprint AFLAC Time Warner Boeing Prudential Insurance Ocean Spray Cranberries Paine Webber MGM Grand Archer Daniels Midland Walt Disney Coca-Cola Flo-Sun Sugar Co. Lockheed Martin Intl. Game Technology United Airlines Oracle Exxon Mobil United Technologies US West Pacific Gas & Electric Upjohn Owens Corning Chevron Park Place Entertainment Bacardi Martini USA Boston Capital Partners Eli Lilly & Co. Georgia-Pacific Amer Home Products Amer Express Bechtel Group Loews Corp Sunoco General Electric Northern Telecom General Dynamics New York Life Insurance United HealthCare Now, folks, who do you think will win the election? Or does it really matter a damn? 28 Kupris 79 p.s.U. TSOG [Tsarist Occupation Government] According to a widely discussed article by Seymour Hersh [The New Yorker, May 22, 2000, pp. 49-82] our current Tsar seems guilty of war crimes under the Nuremberg rules. This surprises me about as much as the news that the Pope lists his religious affiliation as Catholic, or that furry mammals of the ursine family perfom their excretory functions in sylvan environments. Bill Clinton may be 77 kinds of sonofabitch, as most of us think, but he's no fool. When he picks a Tsar, he finds the right sort of man for the job. But with the march of technology, and the almost daily announcements of new marvels and monstrosities of genetic engineering Bore or Gush might surpass him,; they might dig up the bones and clone Ivan the Terrible. <A HREF="http://www.ctrl.org/">www.ctrl.org</A> DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion & informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are unwelcomed. Substance�not soap-boxing�please! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'�with its many half-truths, mis- directions and outright frauds�is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRLgives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ======================================================================== Archives Available at: http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html <A HREF="http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html">Archives of [EMAIL PROTECTED]</A> http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ <A HREF="http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/">ctrl</A> ======================================================================== To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
