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Analysis: Global Governance - A Religion of Losers
Dorian Ian Atherton
Saturday, Sept. 2, 2000
("This is your brain ... this is your brain on global governance.")
Even if you didn't attend the U.N. World Peace Summit this week, you probably
sensed the tremendous harmonic convergence - if only on a subconscious level.
It was difficult to miss. Indeed, the universal love and understanding there
radiated ever outward, into the cosmos, infusing wretched proletariats
worldwide with new hope in their quest to stamp out religion.
Amidst this epic love-fest, U.N. space cadets chanted, groveled for the Great
Goddess and devoured 512 vegetarian pizzas. And, of course, billionaire Ted
"Mouth From the South" Turner appeared, resplendent as ever, to rally the
troops.
Turner - the new Christ of the Global Governance movement - whelms me. Big
Ted, I've decided, is a uniquely American creature - a maverick, true, but
one always willing to admit his mistakes. The now tired (and oft-used)
example is when he candidly acknowledged his despicable contribution to
overpopulation by having so many children. Alas, of them, he would later
observe, "once they were here, I couldn't shoot them." Quite right - although
U.N. proponents are feverishly working on laws to correct that. Stay tuned.
The question on every conservative's mind, of course, is whether Turner and
his Blue Meanies have an even shot at dealing God a deathblow (or at least,
crowning him with a 600-pound apple). After all, a billion dollars - which
Turner himself pledged to the U.N. - and a huge mouth (also his, via CNN)
make a powerful combination. Can religious conservatives survive such an
onslaught?
The answer - like Old Scratch himself - is in the details. Turner helped
inspire a new religion called Global Governance, or GG (not to be confused
with the blameless and beautiful Leslie Caron). If you're not up on current
events, grab the GG Apocrypha here.
GG - apart from its concrete failings, which we'll examine below - is a
virtual cornucopia of failed Socialist tenets that would, on any other
playground, already have three black eyes and a nuclear wedgie. However,
thanks to American charity (read: involuntary tax-based contributions) from
the likes of you and me - and Turner, of course - U.N. omnicongregationalists
shield their sclerotic church from coronary collapse.
The past, Patton told us, holds the future's keys. So here, for your reading
pleasure, I've compiled a few choice victories that demonstrate the
tremendous love and enlightenment that GG swamis have bestowed upon us all.
The victories:
Rwanda - the U.N. failed to prevent the slaughter of 800,000 Tutsis.
Reportedly, those left behind clung in terror to U.N. representatives who,
nonetheless, pried themselves free and sped to safety.
Somalia - the U.N.'s miserable failure culminated in the deaths of 18 U.S.
Rangers and one U.S. solider being dragged through the public streets on
national television in October 1993.
Bosnia and Herzegovina - The U.N.'s abject failure to prevent a civilian
massacre in Srebrenica was later calmly characterized as a "misjudgment"
Angola - The U.N., snoozing on the job, stood by whilst a resurgent war in
1992 led to a heinous campaign of murder and human rights violations.
Cambodia - The U.N., charged with achieving a cease-fire, disarming Khmer
Rouge, and establishing human rights protections, choked yet again; left
unchecked, the Khmer Rouge happily went about the business of massacring
ethnic Vietnamese with stark impunity.
Jammu and Kashmir - The U.N. issued an edict prescribing immediate withdrawal
of Pakistani troops but, in classic GG style, never enforced that order
(August 1948), leaving the area in dispute - to this day.
Yugoslavia, Afghanistan, Haiti and Pakistan - even the issues surrounding The
Palestinian Mandate of 1947 (which today still plagues us)- all miserable
failures. And throughout all, the U.N. demanded billions.
Indeed, U.N. bureaucrats tell us that these conditions will only worsen
unless they receive more money. Incredible. That must have been what the
Belgian peacekeepers told the Tutsis they left to die. "Please, please, it
wasn't us - those stupid Americans need to ante up more dough." And then the
machetes fell, and there was silence.
Meanwhile, stateside, Turner's cadets march tirelessly forward for social
progress, and they don't need or want your support. Instead, they want your
guns. They want your sovereignty. They want your churches (which their
operatives infiltrate daily). They even want to "redistribute" your property.
Their vision, in a sentence, is a nipple ring on every chest, a homosexual on
every student body council, a Satanist at every religious gathering and an
imperial militia to enforce it all. If you haven't yet figured it out, dear
reader, they're bent ... gloriously bent. Deliriously bent.
So, what about it? Can these forces of light and love defeat God mano a mano?
Don't bet on it.
First, they haven't gotten anything right yet - and no new evidence suggests
that this trend will change. But more importantly, God has been whipping
backsides for 2000 years. On every inhabitated continent, in every nation, in
nearly every town in the Civilized World, a monument to His works exists. And
he wasn't taking anything (guns, property, freedom); he was giving.
Thus, I end my column with solemnity. I personally address the Honorable
Jesse Helms. Jesse, I love you, man, but you must redouble your efforts. You
must see to it that before the GG Christ lectures us further on fanciful
notions of "sustainability," the U.N. first learns to sustain itself.
Oh, it's true ... this past summit was a wonderful party, a psychedelic,
orgiastic experience, and des gambades extraordinaire. But if Turner's folks
want to keep tripping, let them get high on their own supply.
In short, we shouldn't have to finance ... a religion of losers.
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