-Caveat Lector- Mail message Help Sender: [EMAIL PROTECTED] From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Date: Sun, Nov 12, 2000, 9:55pm (EST-2) To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: GOP News & Views - November 13, 2000 To unsubscribe send "leave chuckmuth" in body of message to [EMAIL PROTECTED] or hit reply with "remove" in subject or go to http://www.incor.com/l10003/newsletter.htm to remove X-ListMember: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [[EMAIL PROTECTED]] *********************** Dem's Blew Their Chance "(I)f Democrats had wanted Gore to be president, they should have voted for impeachment." - Comedian Argus Hamilton, Wall Street Journal, 11/10/00 ************************ The World's Laughingstock "In London, the Mirror's page-one headline reads 'U.S. Humiliated in Presidential Shambles.' Another says, 'Forest Chumps - The election's like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.' Beneath is a photo of both Bush and Gore as Forrest Gump on a park bench. A headline in the Times of India reads, 'American Banana Split.'" - Wall Street Journal, 11/10/00 ********************** About That Proverbial Lightbulb Q: How many Democrats does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. They all wait for the government to do it for them. Q. How many Palm Beach voters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. None. They can't find the hole. ******************** Palm Beach Hand Job "(T)he hand 'count' is not actually a count, but a highly subjective guess of what each voter intended. If hand 'counts' are to be conducted at all, they should be done in all parts of the state according to the same standard. The unfairness here is obvious: hand 'counts' almost always tend to add to the totals of the candidate who won that area and all areas in which hand counts have been requested went heavily for Vice President Gore. ... (J)ust like the hand count of the 1% of the precincts in Palm Beach County produced a net gain for Gore proportionate to his original margin of victory in those precincts, a hand count in Republican precincts and counties would likely produce similar gains for Bush. Thus, there is no basis for believing that a statewide hand count would change the results." - Marc Levin, American Freedom Center (www.americanfreedom.org), 11/12/00 ************************* Gorons: Let Us Vote Til We Get It Right "The Gore position is that the election must be decided by letting a few hundred morons vote and re-vote and re-re-vote until they manage to punch the right hole. Republicans may be 'the stupid party,' but at least the average conservative gun-nut can put a nice clean shot through the correct hole on his ballot from 200 yards. " - Columnist Mark Steyn, London Daily Telegraph, 10/12/00 *********************** Who Wants to Buy a Judge? "'Let the legal system run its course,' (Gore campaign manager Bill) Daley said. 'We will be working with voters from Florida in support of legal actions to demand some redress.' He added, 'We believe with so much at stake, steps should be taken to make sure that the people's choice becomes our President.' Shortly after this, guess what happened? The Democratic Palm Beach plaintiffs seeking 'redress' suddenly withdrew their suit from federal court. Why? "Because they wanted to shop around for a favorable judge. They had happened to draw federal district Judge Kenneth Ryskamp, whose nomination to the appeals court years back had been defeated in the Senate by Joe Biden. The Palm Beach plaintiffs then announced they would file in state court. Obviously they are judge-shopping, reducing this noble enterprise on behalf of the people's choice to the level of backwater justice." - Wall Street Journal editorial, 11/10/00 *********************** WAR! "Democrats like to steal elections. In fact, they're very good at it. Whether it was the presidential election of 1960, the Indiana 'Bloody Eighth' House race of 1984, or the Maryland gubernatorial race in 1994, they have proven time and again to be very adept at thwarting the will of the voters. Fortuitously for Vice President Gore, heading his campaign and the assault on Florida is Bill Daley, the son of the greatest vote-stealer in American history, Mayor Richard J. Daley. "...Democrat lackeys have also begun their several front war. The NAACP and Jesse Jackson have brought out the race card. Democrat seniors have come forward to claim discrimination. Time's Margaret Carlson, the noted 'military expert,' smeared military men and women three days before Veterans Day as 'tax dodgers' for being registered to vote in Florida absentee where there is no state income tax. "...Sadly, some conservatives think the facts will save them. George F. Will wrote Wednesday that all sides should avoid being partisan. That's a nice naive sentiment but guess what? The liberals have already started the war and Republicans must fight back. First, they must realize the Democrats are about anything but fairness in this election; they are about power, pure and simple. Democrats must destroy the election process and anyone who gets in their way regardless of party. The stakes are too high to be concerned with individual reputations or careers. ... Republicans better realize once and for all what Democrats do. Politics is not a game; it is warfare." - GOP consultant Craig Shirley, Washington Times, 11/10/00 ************************ Attention Buddhist Nuns: Grab Your Wallets & Head for the Hills! "The Florida ballot recount is still being conducted, but close advisers to Al Gore are already soliciting funds from deep-pocket Democratic supporters to contest the results, and they have set up a 'recount committee' that can accept unlimited contributions from individuals and isn't subject to any disclosure requirements. ... Recount committees are governed by an obscure section of federal election law that has never been applied before to a presidential race. The section is notable because it places no limits on contributions from individuals or political-action committees and requires no disclosure of assets or expenditures. As a result, it is possible that the public may never find out the source of funds raised for the Florida fight or how they were expended." - Wall Street Journal, 11/10/00 *********************** Dumb & Dumber "Only in Florida has public dumbness become a matter of fashion. 'It was so hard to tell who and what you were voting for,' says Eileen Klasfeld, a voter in Palm Beach. 'I couldn't figure it out, and I have a doctorate.' She didn't say a doctorate of what, and, to protect her alma mater, declined to say from where. These people couldn't get an order straight at Denny's. They're demanding a new election, but anyone who can't find a punch hole with an arrow shouldn't be voting in the first place. How do they find their way out of bed?" - Wes Pruden, "Pruden on Politics," 11/10/00 ******************** A Little Monday Morning Quarterbacking "(T)he exit polls show that 17% of voters decided in the last week, and most of those went for Mr. Gore. (Bush's) chief strategist's (Karl Rove) premature victory lap - 'we win in a walk' - didn't help in the turnout fight. Mr. Gore also worked harder than the governor right to the end. And several GOP sources believe the failure to respond directly to the Gore demagoguery on Social Security was a mistake. "... Mr. Bush must also regret that he left himself open to the last-minute leak of his 24-year-old drunk-driving arrest. It seems to have been one doubt too many for some voters who were already wary of making a change in good times. Republicans can call this a late hit, which it was, but Mr. Bush should have let any such matter of public record be known 18 months ago, as many people advised." - Columnist Paul Gigot, 11/9/00 ******************* Campaign Hot Tips - FREE! For those of you in the trenches - as candidates, campaign managers, volunteers, consultants, party leaders, etc. - we're now publishing a new FREE e-newsletter called "Campaign Hot Tips." This short e-newsletter will go out just a couple times each week and will include helpful ideas, hints and tips on running political campaigns, party organizations or clubs. To subscribe and begin receiving your FREE "Campaign Hot Tips," just go to: http://www.CampaignTraining.com and sign up. It's that easy. 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