-Caveat Lector- Seen in Ninas Jokes [EMAIL PROTECTED] The Vote A ballot should be counted as a vote for Al Gore if: * A hole was punched for Gore. * A hole was punched for Buchanan, if Buchanan already has his allocated 337 votes. * A hole was punched for both Gore and Buchanan. * A hole was punched for both Gore and David McReynolds, who most people didn't even realize was running. * A hole was punched for Ralph Nader, since the voter would have voted for Gore if Nader hadn't bull-headed his way through the election and made a mess of everything. * A 1, 2, or 3-sided flap of paper -- a partial punch, or chad -- is clinging to the Gore hole. * The paper has a very slight indentation on or near the Gore hole, or maybe anywhere else on the ballot. (Maybe even a sweat mark. They're not picky.) * Someone spilled coffee on the ballot. * Someone punched a new hole in the ballot right after someone else threw hot coffee in the Bush rep's face, momentarily blinding him. * The ballot was found moldering two days ago in the middle of the Florida Everglades. * The Gore rep, when holding the ballot against his forehead and concentrating, is left with the indelible impression that the voter wanted to vote for Gore, even if he accidentally voted for Bush. __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! Calendar - Get organized for the holidays! http://calendar.yahoo.com/ <A HREF="http://www.ctrl.org/">www.ctrl.org</A> DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion & informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are unwelcomed. Substance�not soap-boxing�please! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'�with its many half-truths, mis- directions and outright frauds�is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRLgives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ======================================================================== Archives Available at: http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html <A HREF="http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html">Archives of [EMAIL PROTECTED]</A> http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ <A HREF="http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/">ctrl</A> ======================================================================== To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
