[CTRL] FW:Election Irony

[Amelia]

Though it is sarcasm, irony and humor at its best there is also the sad reality in a post to the DNC.   SGT John J. Jones 777-27-1111 Company B, 5-502nd Infantry SeaHut #7, Craphole, Kosovo APO 34567 NY, NY August 30, 2001 Dear SGT Jones: Your request for extension to file your 2000 Federal Income Tax return has been denied. Since your request arrived on 15 August, 2001 with no postmark, there is no way for us to accurately determine the validity of your request. Your status as a military service member currently deployed in a hostile zone does not relieve you of your responsibility as a taxpayer. You are in violation of current Federal Tax Code and will be fined an additional $500.00 above your taxable amount due us. You have 30 days from the date shown above to remit. Failure to remit your tax payment is punishable under Federal Code with no less than 5 years imprisonment and no less than $10,000 fine. Also, during a check of your records it was noted that you claim Palm Beach County Florida as your state of legal residence. A residency check with the Palm Beach County Voting Commission to verify this for your tax claim shows that you are no longer carried as a registered voter of that county and no record of your residing or voting via absentee ballot in Palm Beach Florida exists. You are currently shown as a legal resident and registered democrat of Cook County IL as of 18 November 2000. You will be notified by separate letter by the State of Illinois Comptroller for restitution of overdue state income taxes from 1995 - 2000. Note: Don't forget, you may add $10.00 to your tax payment to fund the U.S. Democratic Presidential Campaign for 2004! Just mark the block on page one of your Form 1040. It's that easy. Don't forget to vote - It's your right and responsibility! Signed Jesse Jackson Commissioner, Internal Revenue Service Re-Up Army - Be All You Can Be!