[CTRL] CLuMs dump Cindy

[PM Kansan1225]

    The clandestine Luciferian Masons (CLuMs) in control of Revlon have
dismissed Cindy Crawford as their primary advertising model.

     Cindy, 34, is accusing them of age discrimination.  If she had read the
March 2000 issue of "Contemporary Indications of a Conspiracy", she would
have figured out why CLuMs had made her famous in the first place.  Let us
hope that Shania Twain learns this lesson before it's too late.

     Cynthia Ann Crawford was dismissed by CLuMs at a time when the serial
killer George Walker Bush and his moll Laura are holed up in their hideout in
Crawford, Texas.

     Coincidence?