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    Usually well-informed sources close to the major new production "Fight
all CLuMs and especially P. & U.K.E." say that Mel Gibson is really excited
about getting the leading role in the movie.  Mr. Gibson is a conspiracy
aficionado himself and enjoyed great success in the 1997 movie "Conspiracy
Theory".

     Movie buffs know that Mel's character in "Conspiracy Theory", the taxi
driver Jerry Newport, was based on the celebrated conspiracy theorist Sam
Moser
of Dayton, Ohio.  Gibson has been looking forward to playing Kansan1225 in the
movies ever since "Fight all CLuMs and especially P. & U.K.E."was published
earlier this year.

     These same sources say that Gibson is about to ink an eight-figure
contract with the producers and that he will also play a second role in the
movie, that of Nikolai Alexandrovich, the pretender to the vacant Imperial
throne of the Romanovs.