-Caveat Lector- ----- Original Message ----- From: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Subject: Scalia SCALIA TO DONATE BRAIN TO MAD COW DISEASE RESEARCH Researchers Express Extreme Gratitude for Selfless Gesture WASHINGTON, D.C. (AP) - In a move that Democratic operatives dismiss as simply more bizarre G.O.P. grandstanding in a desperate effort to sway public opinion, U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia on December 10 issued a tersely worded press release revealing that he has decided to donate his brain to the University of California San Francisco, for research on Mad Cow Disease. The Prion Biosafety Department at UCSF is in the forefront of research on amyloid and other abnormal protein assembly processes. Justice Scalia's announcement occurred after Mad Cow Disease researchers from all over the world had swamped him with telephone calls, e-mails, and singing telegrams, asking him to do this for the good of humanity. Following Scalia's December 9 opinion finding not only that the G.O.P. would suffer "irreparable harm" from having Florida voters' ballots counted in the presidential election, but also that the G.O.P. would likely succeed in its effort to stop such ballot-counting, there was widespread agreement among researchers that Scalia has enough holes in his head to do stand-ins for Swiss cheese in spaghetti westerns. Some experts speculate that Scalia - and quite possibly four other U.S. Supreme Court justices - consumed some tainted baloney at a secret G.O.P. fundraiser. Others just as ardently contend that Scalia does not suffer from Mad Cow Disease at all - that he's simply been socializing too much with Rush Limbaugh. Researchers at UCSF expressed sincere appreciation to Justice Scalia for his selfless gesture. They assured him that, after they finish the appropriate research on his brain, they will press it into hamburger patties and give it a decent burial at sea, near the Farallon Islands, a resting place they assured him would be appropriate for a person of his stature. The Farallons are a group of seven sparsely vegetated granite outcroppings located offshore of the Golden Gate channel. The waters around the Farallons are well known among marine biologists for their prevalence of radioactive mutant giant sponges and great whites. Scalia, who, thank God, is not from the West Coast, of course didn't get it. He never will. � LibertyIsNotFree 12/10/2000 <A HREF="http://www.ctrl.org/">www.ctrl.org</A> DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion & informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are unwelcomed. Substance�not soap-boxing�please! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'�with its many half-truths, mis- directions and outright frauds�is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRLgives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ======================================================================== Archives Available at: http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html <A HREF="http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html">Archives of [EMAIL PROTECTED]</A> http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ <A HREF="http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/">ctrl</A> ======================================================================== To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
