-Caveat Lector- Happy New Year! Tenorlove ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >From The Top 5 List http://www.topfive.com Copyright 2000 by Chris White. Please leave this attached if you forward. Predicted News Stories for 2001 23 "Al Gore Arrested After Sixteen Hour Argument With Little League Umpire" 22 "Hillary Shoots Bill; Declares Love for Joey Buttafuocco" 21 "N. Central African Nation of Chad Announces Name Change" 20 "Nobel Literature Prize Awarded to Internet Humor List Writers" 19 "Stunning Final Recount Results: Dewey Defeats Truman After All!" 18 "Rosie O'Donnell Adopts Peru" 17 "Missing Bermuda Triangle Vehicles Located in David Copperfield's Garage" 16 "$27 Billion Government Study Concludes U.S. Election Procedures Hindered by Outdated Equipment and Inefficient Procedures: Senate Committee Recommends Further Inquiry" 15 "Armed Students Storm School, Demands 'Gooder Education'" 14 "Anna Nicole Smith Weds Strom Thurmond" 13 "Zimbabwe Elects Conservative President; Baldwin and Basinger Move Again" 12 "Florida Changes Official State Motto to 'The Dumb Voter State'" 11 "New Baseball Commissioner Clinton Decrees New Rules for Reaching Third Base" 10 "Researchers Locate Gene Responsible for Parking Car Sideways Across Two Spots Like an Idiot" 9 "Metallica Sues Teens Who Make Mix Tapes" 8 "Calendar Purists Celebrate 'Real Millennium'; Rest of World Points and Laughs" 7 "Independent Counsel Set to Begin Investigation of Martin Sheen" 6 "Scientists Discover Cure for Adam Sandler" 5 "Gore Calls for McDonald's Recount, Claims 'Billions Served' Omits Disenfranchised Filet-O-Fish" 4 "Clinton Forms New Boy Band, *N'POTUS" 3 "Doctors Alarmed as Comedian Chris Rock Balloons to 112 Lbs." 2 "Disney 1st Armored Brigade Reaches Virginia, AOL-Time Warner Orders Bomber Strike on Orlando" and Topfive.com's Number 1 Predicted News Story for 2001... 1 "Starbucks Opens Second Franchise on International Space Station" __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! Photos - Share your holiday photos online! http://photos.yahoo.com/ <A HREF="http://www.ctrl.org/">www.ctrl.org</A> DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion & informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are unwelcomed. Substance�not soap-boxing�please! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'�with its many half-truths, mis- directions and outright frauds�is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRLgives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ======================================================================== Archives Available at: http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html <A HREF="http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html">Archives of [EMAIL PROTECTED]</A> http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ <A HREF="http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/">ctrl</A> ======================================================================== To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
