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Johannes Schmidt III asked about the virulent CLuM clique of the
Primordial & Unmitigated Knights of the East. Here are some more data:
> Forum: alt.freemasonry
> Thread: One Thousand and One Knights ....
Subject: One Thousand and One Knights ....
Date: 09/03/1999
Author: Kansan1225 <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
My new associate, Miss Artemis Vaughan, a repentant, and now Christian,
former member of CLuM Lodge Yellow Rose #1377 of Kingwood, TX, has come up
with a partial membership list of the schismatic new sect of clandestine
Luciferian Masons (CLuMs) here in Mosquitoes. This sect, the so-called
Primordial & Unmitigated Knights of the East, has attracted many disgruntled
members of Yellow Rose Lodge.
The ringleader himself, the self-proclaimed Hidden Hierophant of P. &
U. K. E., goes by the name Swami Dietrich Krishnamurthy. His original name
was Dietrich Schicklgruber, hailing from New Braunfels, TX, not far from
Schlitterbahn, the famed water sports amusement park. He is proud of his
Aryan roots and, when he realized that the Masonic swastika is really a Hindu
symbol, he converted to Hinduism.
Another character is Admiral Shmo Schmuck (Swiss Navy, retired), who
could not take the harsh winters along the Bodensee any more. He moved to
the Greater Mosquitoes metropolitan area and is enjoying the exceptional
summer weather here in a comfortable condominium in a desirable section of
downtown Deer Park, TX.
Admiral Shmo has not been able to advance very far up the P. & U. K. E.
ranks, because he has failed the all-important backward spelling test. For
example, he failed to recognize that "Scaasi", the name of the fashion design
company, is really "Isaacs" spelled backwards. Admiral Shmo is therefore
stuck at the 19th degree of P. & U. K. E., Aspiring Bearer of the Copybook
(A:.B:.C:.).
Next is Nurse Rasheeda Mumtaza Del Fuego. She used to be called Rosie
Miranda Del Fuego, but she is an inveterate seeker of inner peace and had
sought this inner salaam in Islam, thus adopting her present name. Later on
she was trapped by the power-hungry cult of Bubba of the Lotus Throne (BLT).
(BLT is led by Bubba Barnes, the illegitimate son of Jimmy Bob Ewing and his
clandestine paramour, Pamela Barnes.)
However, even as a practicing Bubbist, Nurse Rasheeda kept feeling a
deep vacuum inside. Eventually, Rasheeda found fulfillment at the "New Delhi
Deli", the vegetarian Luciferian speakeasy run by Sister Ingrid
Krishnamurthy, the (now) estranged wife of Swami Dietrich. Rasheeda clicked
with Swami Dietrich and is now one of the most dedicated devotees of P. & U.
K. E. She has reached the 77th degree, Mauve Isis of the Bayous (M:.I:.B:.).
That is the highest degree she could afford on her government hospital
salary.
I should not forget CLuM Brother Apolinari Zilbermanov, an ethnic
German and immigrant from old Mother Russia. Brother Apolinari is an
unscrupulous jeweler and fence and had been voted as "The Most Likely to
Deceive" for 13 years in a row by fellow Yellow Rose members. However, when
Apolinari tried to cheat with the Worshipful Master's son, little Lewis O.
Williams, W:.M:. Owen "New Order" Williams kicked him out of Yellow Rose.
Apolinari Zilbermanov is a distant cousin of Swami Dietrich and helps
him along in many ways, even providing livers for Dietrich's famous hors d'
oeuvres. However, the Swami does not trust his cousin entirely, so he has
kept him at the 166th degree, Holder of the Unwavering, but Flickering,
Flashlight (H:.U:.F:.F:.).
Another new arrival to Mosquitoes is Chief Geronimo Rojas- Rodriguez,
an exiled Apache prince from the Big Bend region of the Rio Grande. Chief
Geronimo is an entrepreneur in Pasadena, TX, and the brother of railroad
executive and CLuM Sister Rosario Rojas-Rodriguez. Geronimo had a falling out
with Rosario, when she refused to support him in his personal services
business.
Chief Geronimo has now hooked up with Swami Dietrich and has been
awarded a suitably high degree for all the services he provides to the
Unmitigated Order: he has reached the 238th degree, Patriarch
Immaculate of Metropolitan Pasadena (P:.I:.M:.P:.), a tribute to this
pristine eastern suburb of Mosquitoes.
Many families have a black sheep and this is the unfortunate lot of my
zoological associate, Dr. Zoe Schlessinger, D.V.M., Psy. D. Her younger
sister, Coach Daphne Schlessinger, is running with a wild crowd and used to
be a member of Yellow Rose.
Last year Coach Daphne had celebrated the Full Moon of Virgo at an
intimate lunch with CLuM Sister Cleito Atlas, the Rabbi's daughter, and the
marvellous, but diabolical, real estate agent, Sister Francesca Beaverton.
The upshot was that Sister Cleito went ahead and posted photographs from this
intimate lunch, this dejeuner a trois, on the Internet for fun and profit.
Daphne has had it with Yellow Rose and joined P. & U. K. E., reaching
the 333rd degree, Hierodule of Oldest Thule (H:.O:.T:.). The jewel for this
degree is a diamond-encrusted golden swastika, especially designed by Bro:
Apolinari Zilbermanov.
The most progress in P. & U. K. E. has been made by Sister Francesca
Beaverton herself. She is now of the 555th degree, Very Vulnerable Votary of
the Vulva of Venus (V:.V:.V:.V:.V:.). The jewel for this degree combines the
five Vs into a pentalpha, or pentacle. It is made of platinum with five
rubies at the apices.
Sister Francesca was awarded this degree last week, on the night of
this year's Full Moon of Virgo, at a very private ceremony with just Swami
Dietrich in attendance. This initiation was held in her own abode of
felicity, her well-appointed house in Sugar Land of Fort Bend County.
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