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On Sat, 6 Jan 2001, Steve Wingate wrote:
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> Saturday January 6 1:49 AM ET
>
> Bus Drivers Charged in Test Scam
>
> ALBANY, N.Y. (AP) - Two bus drivers have been charged with paying a
> kindergartner $5 to use his urine to pass a drug test.
>
> Kimberly Holsapple was afraid she would fail an upcoming drug test
> because she had recently used marijuana, so she and Tanya Humberg
> hatched the scheme to use the 5-year-old's urine, Detective James Miller
> said.
>
> They selected a child and paid him $5 to take a plastic cup into the school
> bathroom, urinate into it and return it to them, Miller said. The two told the
> boy to keep it a secret.
>
> ``This is about as low as I've ever stooped,'' Holsapple said. ``I just hope
> the boy can recover.''
>
> The bus is equipped with video and audio tape systems and the two later
> talked about how to keep the urine warm before the test.
>
> The student told his parents, and they immediately contacted Albany City
> School District officials who called police.
>
> Miller said both drivers were fired.
>
> They were charged with endangering the welfare of a child, a
> misdemeanor.
>
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