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XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX WED JAN 24, 2001 18:51 ET XXXXX
WHITE HOUSE OFFICES LEFT 'TRASHED': PORN BOMBS, LEWD MESSAGES; LEGAL PROBE
CONSIDERED
**Exclusive Details**
The Bush Administration has quietly launched an investigation into apparent
acts of vandalism and destruction of federal property -- after incoming Bush
staffers discover widespread sabotage of White House office equipment and
lewd messages left behind by previous tenants!
Harriet Miers, 55, Assistant to President Bush and staff secretary will be
investigating possible legal ramifications of the White House trashing and
possible theft, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned.
"Miers is just beginning her investigation," a well-place source said late
Wednesday from Washington. "The level of the trashing is very troubling,
this is not just 'W' keys missing from keyboards."
The damage left by departing Clintonites goes "way beyond pranks, to
vandalism", said a close Bush adviser.
White House employees aren't waiting to be interviewed by Miers. They are
providing names of the worst malefactors, previous occupants of specific
offices.
Photographic and audio evidence is being collected -- as the full scope of
the damage becomes clear.
Bush's staff has been cautioned not to go public with the extent of the
damage and the worst is being closely held among very top staffers for fear
of leaks. But, according to sources, so far Bush officials have found:
*Phone lines were cut, rendering them inoperable.
*Voice mail messages were changed to obscene, scatological greetings. One
Bush staffer had his grandmother call from the Midwest. She was horrified by
what she heard on the other end of the line.
*Many phone lines misdirected to other government offices.
*Desks found turned completely upside down and trash deliberately left
everywhere.
*Computer printers that were filled with blank paper but interspersed with
pornographic pictures and obscene slogans that would be revealed only as
items were run off the computer.
*'W' keys weren't just pried off more than 40 keyboards, some were glued on
with Superglue; some were turned upside down and glued on.
*Filing cabinets glued shut.
*VP Office space in the Old Executive Office Building found in complete
shambles. Mrs. Gore had to phone Mrs. Cheney to apologize, first reported by
Rich Galen's Mullings.
*Lewd MagicMarker graffiti found on one office hallway.
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