Collective IQ 20?
To unsubscribe send "leave chuckmuth" in body of message to [EMAIL PROTECTED] or hit reply with "remove" in subject or go to http://www.incor.com/l10003/newsletter.htm to remove X-ListMember: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [[EMAIL PROTECTED]] ***************************************** Palm Beach Democrats Several thousand Palm Beach residents met recently for a "Democrats Are Not Stupid" convention. Al Gore says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that Palm Beach Democrats are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?" A small elderly woman gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. Gore asks her, "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds she says, "Eighteen!" Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then the crowd started cheering, "Give her another chance! Give her another chance!" So Gore says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting all of you people in one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcast media here, gee, uh, I guess we can give her another chance." So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?" After nearly 30 seconds she eventually says, "Ninety?" Gore is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh -- everyone is disheartened - the little old lady starts crying and the Democrats begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, "GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!" Gore, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage, eventually says, "OK! OK! Just one more chance -- What is 2 plus 2?" The lady closes her eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four?". Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as every Democrat in the audience jumps to their feet, waves their arms, stomps their feet and screams... "GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!"
