-Caveat Lector-
YnrChyldzWyld wrote:
>
> -Caveat Lector-
>
> On Sat, 7 Apr 2001, Nurev Ind. wrote:
> >I think that a replacement head from a monkey would greatly improve
> >Saba's IQ.
> >
> >Science is a glorious thing when put to humanitarian use.
>
> "Humanitarian" according to whom?
>
> Seems to me that transplanting a monkey head onto Aleisha/Colleen would
> be demeaning to the whole simian race...
>
> What do you have against the poor monkey? ;-)
>
> June
>
I'm sorry June. I believe that humans are more important than animals.
Now I do admit that classifying Colleen/Saba as a human is quite a stretch.
I am willing to give her the benefit of the doubt because I have yet to see
a simian work a keyboard. But I might be wrong.
In any case, there has never been a more obvious need for a monkey head
transplant. A successful head transplant would mean that it would take
eons for her to learn how to use a keyboard again. This could only be a good
thing considering all the stupid shit she constantly throws like feces onto
our screens.
I would even offer to do the transplant myself. But I suspect she doesn't
like me. I think this because she keeps calling me an asshole. Here I try
to be considerate and caring, and she calls me an asshole. Sheesh!
Even if she doesn't let me do it, I would be willing to take up a collection
from list members and find a retarded monkey to improve Coleen/Saba's
condition. Any takers? I mean givers?
J2
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