-Caveat Lector- Ahmed's Wish Ahmed was a high ranking official in King Akbar's court. He had onelong-standing wish - to suck the Queen's voluptuous breasts to his heart's desire. Every time he passed the Queen he got frustrated. One day, he revealed his desire to the King's chief adviser, Birbal, and begged him to do something about it. Birbal, after much thought, agreed on the condition that, afterward, Ahmed would have to pay Birbal 1,000 gold coins for arranging things. Ahmed agreed. The next day Birbal prepared a high voltage itching lotion and poured it into the Queen's bra which she had left out while she was taking a bath. Soon the itching started and grew in intensity, much to the King's anxiety. Consultations with doctors and Birbal revealed that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure it. Birbal also added that such a saliva was only to be found in Ahmed's mouth. King Akbar summoned Ahmed, and for the next four hours Ahmed violently sucked the Queen's breasts. Licking, biting, pressing, playing, he got what he always desired. Satisfied, he returned and met Birbal, but since his mission was over and his lust satisfied, he refused to pay Birbal anything, and in fact he shooed him away. Ahmed, of course knew that Birbal could never report this matter to the King. But Ahmed had underestimated Birbal. Next day, Birbal duly put the same itching lotion in King Akbar's underwear. Ahmed was again called by the King ..... :) Edward ><+> "The desire to rule is the mother of heresies." ~ St. John Chrysostom http://www.global-connector.com http://groups.yahoo.com/group/reality_pump/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ <A HREF="http://www.ctrl.org/";>www.ctrl.org</A> DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion & informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are unwelcomed. Substance�not soap-boxing�please! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'�with its many half-truths, mis- directions and outright frauds�is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRLgives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ======================================================================== Archives Available at: http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html <A HREF="http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html";>Archives of [EMAIL PROTECTED]</A> http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ <A HREF="http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/";>ctrl</A> ======================================================================== To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
