-Caveat Lector-
On Tue, 28 Aug 2001, Edward Britton wrote:
>>Frankly, SAVE THE COWS - and as for Joshua2 - it is every asshole for
>>himselv.
>
>But Aleshia, how are we supposed to destroy ourselves without assholes? We
>need "assholes" like Joshua2, as well as all those other barbaric warlords
>in the middle east and beyond, if we ever hope to rid the earth of all
>future assholes. It's a paradox, ain't it :-)
Reminds me of a joke that was quite popular back when I was in junior
high....
One day all the different body parts started arguing amongst themselves
about which of them was the greatest/strongest/most important part of the
body...
"I am" said the brain....
"No, I am" said the eyes....
"You're both wrong, *I* am the most important," said the ears...
"No, it's me," said the heart...
The stomach, lungs, and knees also joined the argument, each arguing why
it was the most important body part...
The argument grew quite raucous, as not one body part was willing to
concede its importance to another...
Finally the anus, who hadn't joined the argument and growing weary of the
racket, decided to stop working...
Soon the brain started aching, the eyes grew blurry, the ears started
ringing, the heart started racing, the lungs grew weak, the stomach grew
queasy, and the knees gave way...
So they finally all agreed -- the asshole was the greatest/strongest/most
important part of the body... ;-)
June
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