-Caveat Lector- Don't forget the aliens!
They were probably mind-controlling the perpetrator. On Sun, 28 Oct 2001, Nakano Nakamura wrote: > -Caveat Lector- > > Well...let's see now. > President Bush sez there is a "vast global > conspiracy". > Hillary Clinton said a couple years ago that there > is "a vast right-wing conspiracy" (out to get Bill and > her)....so, unless both of these intelligent and > prominent people are both paranoid conspiracy > wackos...then we have to consider the possibility that > "vast conspiracies" can and do exist. > This is a sad day indeed for those who believe in > "Lone Nut" theories. > What we need is an official government commission to > investigate the tragic events of 9-11. I am confident > they could conclude that this was all accomplished > by a single "Lone Nut". The question of how one > person could hijack and fly four airliners at the > same time could be explained by Senator Arlen Spectre. > (the inventor of the Single Bullet Theory). > Simple....it was one hijacker with multiple > personalities! > For my part, I think that the attacks on 9-11 must > have > been the deranged act of just one lone nut acting all > by himself....same as Oswald and McVeigh. > Regards to All > Nakano > _______________________________________________________ > > 10/20/01) -- U.S. president George > W. Bush is calling the Sept. 11th terror attacks on > the World Trade Center and the Pentagon a "vast, > global conspiracy." But less paranoid observers > scoff at the notion. > > "This is a common American reaction to what are in > reality merely random events," stated professor G. > Steadfast of Oberlin college. "President Bush is > exhibiting paranoid symptoms, part of what I call 'the > paranoid style' in American politics." > > Author Gerald Poser concurs: "What you have on > September 11th is just three, random, lone nuts, who > simultaneously hijacked planes. Because of the chance > synchronicity of the events, which according to Chaos > Theory, *can* happen, president Bush has jumped to > paranoid conclusions. Case closed." > > But conspiracy theorists throughout the world, > drinking gallons of coffee and with tired eyes glued > to Internet late at night, aren't so sure. Some even > venture beyond what president Bush has said. "I see an > evil man with a towel wrapped around his head, sitting > in a cave, as being the ultimate mastermind of the > plot," said one of these caffeinated theorists. > > Chirp Ballet, noted writer, laughs at the multiplying > theories born from president Bush's original theory. > "Of course,there are no conspiracies," he chuckled. > "But beware of the crypto-fascists," he > added, as an afterthought. > > Also dismissing notions of a "conspiracy" behind the > Sept. 11 terror attacks is Umberto Eco, author of > "Foucault's Pendulum." Eco offered > his own scholarly perspective on the Bush conspiracy > theory: "Ever since Nietzche dethroned God, with his > statement 'God is dead,' there has been a 'God > vacuum.' People such as president Bush seek to fill > that void by creating a new 'God,' in the form of a > vast conspiracy," he proselytized. "Hence, Mr. Bush > *needs* to see a 'vast conspiracy,' as > security blanket against God's demise." > > But president Bush is adamant. "The attacks on the > World Trade Center and the Pentagon were the acts of > crazed assassins, coordinated by the Devil," he > insisted. > > And, Bush adds, "What about that fourth plane that > crashed in Pennsylvania?" > > "Merely a random event, allowable in the framework of > Chaos Theory," responded Poser. > > > > > __________________________________________________ > Do You Yahoo!? > Make a great connection at Yahoo! Personals. > http://personals.yahoo.com > > <A HREF="http://www.ctrl.org/";>www.ctrl.org</A> > DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER > ========== > CTRL is a discussion & informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic > screeds are unwelcomed. Substance—not soap-boxing—please! 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