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----- Original Message ----- > > A little light reading for you... > > > > What Type of Person Reads What Newspaper... > > > > 1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who > > run the country. > > > > 2. The New York Times is read by people who think they > > run the country. > > > > 3. The Washington Post is read by people who think > > they should run the country. > > > > 4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to > > run the country but don't really understand the > > Washington Post. They do, however, like their smog > > statistics shown in pie charts. > > > > 5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who > > wouldn't mind running the country, if they could spare > > the time, and if they didn't have to leave L.A. to do > > it. > > > > 6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents > > used to run the country and they did a far superior > > job of it, thank you very much. > > > > 7. The New York Daily News is read by people who > > aren't too sure who's running the country, and don't > > really care as long as they can get a seat on the > > train. > > > > 8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care > > who's running the country either, as long as they do > > something really scandalous, preferably while > > intoxicated. > > > > 9. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who > > aren't sure there is a country, or that anyone is > > running it; but whoever it is, they oppose all that > > they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the > > leaders are handicapped minority feministic atheist > > dwarfs, who also happen to be illegal aliens from ANY > > country or galaxy, as long as they are Democrats. > > > > 10. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running > > another country but need the baseball scores. > > > > ------- End of forwarded message ------- <A HREF="http://www.ctrl.org/";>www.ctrl.org</A> DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion & informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are unwelcomed. Substance�not soap-boxing�please! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'�with its many half-truths, mis- directions and outright frauds�is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRLgives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ======================================================================== Archives Available at: http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html <A HREF="http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html";>Archives of [EMAIL PROTECTED]</A> http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ <A HREF="http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/";>ctrl</A> ======================================================================== To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
