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The Bigger Picture
1.12.02
OPEN LETTER TO OBL; Shrub, eavesdropping spooks also!
There's nothing else to say.
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Sat Jan 12 22:07:57 2002
Open Letter to Mr. Bin Laden & Mr. Omar
by Lara Johnstone (Flacko)
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Please forward to Mr. Bin Laden, or if you are in the media, please
print this open letter in your letters column to Mr. Bin Laden & Mr. Omar.
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c/o Berkeley Marina,
Berkeley, CA 94707
Tel: (510) 823 8109
12 January 2001
Dear Mr. Bin Laden,
CC: Pres. Bush, Mbeki, Archbishop Tutu, David Duke, Cong. Barbara Lee,
FBI, army, Jerry Brown, Willie Brown (c/of Jerry Brown), FBI, Amnesty
Intl., U.S. Congress & Senate, OKC Inves. Comm., etc.
I am a little sick and tired of the entire world hating you, calling you
names and what not. I don't know where you are hiding -- if anywhere,
but I wrote a little humor email for you to cheer you up. I hope that
many Americans who are angry at you will not get too angry with me, and
if they do -- well that is their prerogative.
Here is my cryptic humorous memo. It is not meant to offend anyone. If
it does, please accept my apologies.
Sincerely,
Lara Johnstone
(510) 823 8109
PS. If you call, be aware that the MOSSAD monitors my calls, but I trust
them, they're from the old Sabra Kibbutz type school -- good guys.
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FROM: Lara Johnstone, c/o Braveheart Fluckoms TO: Osama Bin Laden, c/o
Robyn Hood
CC: President Bush, c/o Santa Clause
RE: American Empire
As you ordered Sir, according to CIA terrorist manual #32.456 the
destruction of the Evil American Empire is well on it's way. Stopping at
Kingman, AZ TNT was a great idea. By the way I saw a picture of you in a
juice store!
Pres. Bush should be awarded with the Bulworth Golden Globe Award for
his bravery in telling the truth when you conned him with your friends
at CNN, and showed him that live feed without telling him it was not a movie.
I would suggest Sir that you spend a little bit of time devoting your
energies to the Middle and Far East. China, Russia, India and Pakistan
seem to me to be getting a little like bulls seeing allot of red flags
and who knows what will happen if you let them out into the streets,
like those crazy Spaniards do in Pampelona (No, America that is not a
type of bologna).
And Sir, don't you think we could do with a little bit of Truth and
Reconciliation, cause between you Taliban hooligans and these Christian
Fundamentalists in the White House, we have what Houston would label: A
PROBLEM.
Can you believe that they are actually DELIBERATELY bombing certain
areas in Afghanistan because some 'policy nut who reads Ezekiel' wants
to cause an earthquake because he is afraid the Bible prophecies will
not come true otherwise?
Has the Taliban been doing some reverse-Wahaabi-Christian mindcontrol
Bible Studying for Armageddon on some people at the State Department?
As for the White House, Pres. Bush surprises me daily. I mean the man is
a walking spontaneous time-bomb? How on earth did you manage to do
business with the man? I think he will be remembered as a great
president one day -- in the lines of Lincoln, although some days, I have
to say it is like sliding down a razor wire on my barebottom with him at
the helm of this falling Empire. Thank Goodness though he is aware of
the fact that ice did sink the Titanic and falling Empires do not
necessarily have to sink to the bottom of the sea, they can rejoin the
rest of humanity as a friend and neighbour.
Becoming neighbours however, would require that you and Pres. Bush
forgive one another, and stop thinking that you are some tribal warlords
way back under Genghis Khan -- cause you're not! This is 2001! Hello??????
RE: Truth and Reconciliation.
I realize you have many secrets that you are a little embarrassed to
tell, they may damage that very 'bad terrorist' image you have been
cultivating for so long now. Seems like Pres. Bush is trying hard to
catch up with you?
What would happen if people actually found out that Osama Bin Laden has
a heart? That he cares, that he is just a human being like all the rest
of us? I think quite possibly Americans may be more afraid of you being
human than they are afraid of you being evil. If they do not have you to
hate and vilify then they may have to find someone else, and right now
you are just so damn convenient -- almost too convenient? How much are
you getting paid for this little terrorist 'script'? Who's fitting the
bill? Hollywood?
Anyway, I hope at some point you are going to tire of this
'terrorist/drug war/secret society/spooks and crooks' game of cops and
robbers swopping sides so many times nobody remembers who's on what side
anymore -- do they? When that happens, if you need some help in the
'honest diplomacy dept.', by all means let me know if I can be of any
help. Please don't forget that my 'focus' is on truth and reconciliation.
Until then, I may be departing the front lines soon (and if you would be
so kind as to write a letter of support to Mr. Keys from the Oklahoma
Bombing Inv. Committee in support of my character, I would much
appreciate it), as my heart aches for my friend -- Tim McVeigh.
As you know there are various options, and it just depends on who is
paying attention and who wants what, what the decisions will be. Either
way, I hope to see my friend soon, and still request that you consider
renouncing violence and coming forward like any self-respecting
terrorist would and taking responsibility for whatever actions you have
been responsible for. I can't say that the Americans may appreciate such
honesty -- they sure did not appreciate it with Mr. McVeigh, and he was
white. When it comes to honesty from blacks or browns, and especially
ones that speak their mind, well then you are in for a lonely time and
much vilification. However, if you wish to keep in contact, drop me a
note now and then, when the US Postal Service is being harrassed by Mr.
Kazcynski, whom I believe is now the New Postmaster General.
Aaaahhhh America -- the land of Crazy Horse!
Feel free to email me whenever you wish, the NSA and who knows how many
intelligence agencies watch my email, listen to my phone calls and who
knows what else. It seems to me that the more I try and inform the
authorities of 'terrorist related' information that I am aware of,
either they do NOT take me seriously or they simply are not aware of
what is going on in their country -- and that Mr. Bin Laden is one scary
thought! Much scarier than a bunch of Bin Laden's running around with Al
Queda manuals -- maybe that is why you have been so quiet lately? Just
watching what's going on? Frankly, I'm not surprised, I've been trying
to do some damage control and help bring people together towards the
truth, but I have to tell you there is one big amount of resistance to that!
Anyway, sir, wherever you are. Take care and please do not bomb anyone
for a while. Sometimes telling the truth to people helps you to your
cause for justice for your people in ways that bombs are not able to.
You should try it sometime! (Not that I am saying you are not telling
the truth, it's just that I am a little confused by what seems to be
some conflicting statements you seem to have made.
If you wish I will address them in more detail some other time.)
For now, good night and may we have peace soon, for EVERYONE.
Sincerely,
Lara Johnstone
PS. I'm looking for a job -- don't you need a speechwriter, cause
whomever is writing your current speeches at the State Dept/CIA are not
doing a good job, or are you now doing your own spontaineous prose like
Pres. Bush? If so, I guess that's not a bad idea -- going solo! Speaking
of -- are you still working for the CIA, via ISI? Or was it all
cancelled? Seems like some of them want the world to think you went
ROGUE on them. Who knows? Maybe you did. If so, I'd see why they may be
worried. Those idiots who think that 'mindcontrol' actually works! Only
on dummies! (South African translation!) And in America there are about
270 odd million of them, except for a few dead men walking, or actors
who don't know how close they are to being dead men walking! Now and
then you get some actors out of Hollywood who don't need scripts to
follow to actually stand up to authority! As they say it is easy in the
movies, the 'real thing' ain't quite so easy -- is it? Unless of course
you're admitted into some secret society! Seen the Pope lately? How is
he's sense of humor these days?
PPS: If you do know of someone who may have the courage to employ me and
doesn't mind me telling the truth and loving whom I choose to love,
please ask them to call me.
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