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Parallel World In USA (Conspiracy Nation, 1/27/02) -- In the Virtual Reality World, foaming-at-the-mouth terrorists, enraged due to envy of the USA Beer-and-Sports Lifestyle, commandeered 4 aircraft and crashed 2 of them into the World Trade Center. In the Virtual Reality World, the fuel from the crashed aircraft melted steel, then the top floors of the WTC towers "pancaked" down and collapsed the underlying steel in the floors below. In the Virtual Reality World, an enormous subsequent defecation upon Afghanistan helps protect Team USA against the other team. ("If you mess with us, we'll defecate on you, big time," warns Team USA, in the Virtual Reality World.) The kindly Team USA had been holding it in, as is their wont, until terror at last loosened their bowels and the urge to unload upon some out-of-the-way place was overpowering. The newspapers help to wipe the ass of Team USA. Now, Team USA and its beef-and-beer rah-rah pennant wavers are in digestive mode. There's been lots of bread-and-circuses since September 11th, and their bellies are full. Uh-oh. Is a bowel movement imminent? Kindly Team USA holds it in, as is their wont. In the Parallel World, which co-exists with the Virtual Reality World, Anthrax attacks immediately following the 9-11 Terror were subsequently traced to the U.S. military. Targeted were Democrat leaders and, generally, the US Congress, check-and-balance against the Executive branch of government. [1] In the Parallel World, James Daniel Watkins, consultant for the accounting firm of Arthur Andersen, died by gunshot sometime between Nov. 13 and Dec. 1, 2001. [2] In the Parallel World, former Enron executive J. Clifford Baxter died by gunshot on or about Jan. 25, 2001. [3] Other parallel-type deaths in the Parallel World have been David Ferrie, Abbie Hoffman, and Vince Foster. In the Parallel World, a Fifty Year War on Terrorism is planned. In the Virtual Reality World, there's soporifics, including the Virtual Reality itself. In the Parallel World, shady accountants are your next-door neighbors. In the Virtual Reality World, Arthur Andersen LLD is a "lone nut." In the Virtual Reality World, prosperity is just around the corner. In the Parallel World, "You're on your own, baby." [4] [1] "US anthrax attackers aimed to assassinate Democratic leaders; Media Silent on military links," By Jerry White 23 January 2002. World Socialist Web Site. [2] Rocky Mountain News, Dec. 12, 2001. [3] "Exec Found Dead Had Warned Enron." AP, Jan. 27, 2002. Reprinted in Champaign-Urbana News-Gazette, 1/27/02. [4] Time (Tame) magazine cover, Jan. 28, 2002. |
