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>From http://www.bushwatch.net/bush.htm
> Last year the Coca-Cola Company received an award from the Israeli
> Government for its sustained support of Israel. According to the
> Israeli newspaper Ha'aretz also Danone, Nestle, Kimberley Clark,
> Nokia, Sara Lee, Lovable, Hanes, Douwe Egberts, Kiwi, Wonderbra,
> Playtex, Nur Die, General Electric, Raytheon, Hewlett-Packard,
> Cisco Systems, AOL Time Warner, Microsoft and many other companies
> worldwide are proud business partners of Israel!!
}}}>Begin
TODAY'S COMMENT
April 16, 2002
Dear Dubya,
Another week of Enduring War and Infinite Battles for unabashed, unashamed, and
unlimited Compassion the world over. Remember, how Halliburton under the
leadership of Dick Cheney engaged in a lot of deals with the Saddam Hussein-
regime? From 1997 until the summer of 2000 Dick worked with Dresser Industries,
Inc. and the Ingersoll-Rand Co. to sell spare parts for oil facilities and pipeline
equipment to Iraq. Although the UNO and Clinton were hammering on their boycott
of the Saddam Hussein-regime, those deals were perfectly legal. Not just legal, to
the contrary: would Dick ever care about any human rights abuses of some phoreign
regime, if the sweet smell of oil is in the air? Sure, not!! Via this joint venture
with
Dresser Industries, Inc. and the Ingersoll-Rand Co. Dick's Halliburton managed to
sell $73 million worth in equipment to the Iraqis. Not only is Dick a true blue
businessman, he also stood up for American interests, when it comes to do
business. Time and again he attacked that softy Clinton government and its whining
about human rights in Iran, Iraq, China or Afghanistan. With you as the President of
the Christian Corporation of America that whining is finally over. Would you ever care
for human rights abuses in Afghanistan, Tibet, China, Iraq or Iran? Sure, not: the
sweet smell of oil covers everything and anything! Let this be a lesson to all those
softy human rights activists: Compassionate Conservatives don't give a damn if there
is oil in a country!!
Did you notice that Enron has totally disappeared from the national radar screen?
Not only is your Government and U.S. Congress full of well-paid Enroni, the financial
industry of this country is deep into Enronizing its operations. The Citigroup, J.P.
Morgan Chase, Merill Lynch, Bank of America, Lehman Brothers, Credit Suisse First
Boston were all proud Enron-insiders!! Soon all of America will become one big
Enron!! Thanks to the secret cooperation of Kenny Boy Lay and Dick Cheney the
U.S. economy will soon be completely Enron-ified and Dubyanomics will become the
rule worldwide. Never before we saw such a smooth confluence of Bush-iosi and
Enroni!!
Senators Frank Murkowski and Ted Stevens, and their Alaska Jihadi's are still
fighting for oil and gas drilling in the Alaska National Wildlife Refuge (ANWR). They
are now negotiating with Senator John D. Rockefeller IV of West Virginia to buy his
support. Frank and Ted promised to add health care coverage for former steel
industry workers to their energy bill. After all, the bush-iosi of the oil industry
will build
pipelines in Alaska with American Steel. That sure will boost our National Steel
Security Industry, right? Remember, how the Alaska Jihadi's tried to woo the unions
by suggesting that drilling in the ANWR would generate 46,300 new jobs. To woo
those environmentalists the Alaska Jihad suggested that drilling the oil and gas out of
the ANWR would use only 2,000 acres of land. That means 46,300 workers would be
crammed into a space one fifth the size of Dulles National Airport!! The ANWR will
be sooo crowded that all its snow and ice will melt, thanks to the body heat of all
those workers. So, while the Alaska Jihadi's enhancificate our energy future they also
joined your Global Temperature Enhancement Plan. No more whining about Global
Warming and our National Energy Security, Right?
While we were celebrating the Crucifixion and Resurrection of Jesus Christ, the
government of Israel decided that it was time for a little Spring Cleaning. So, the
Israeli Army targeted the refugee camp of Jenin. Some 15,000 people live there; that
means lots of cleaning, right? No army in the whole world is sooo well equipped as
the Israeli Army. Thanks to your Compassionate Conservative budget the Israeli
Government receives per year military aid worth $2.04 billion from our dear U.S.
Taxpayers. The Israeli Government sure put that money to good use! Israel has a
standing Army of 630,000 men and women in uniform; they have 4,000 tanks (most
of them Made in the USA!), almost 8,000 armored vehicles, 600 ultramodern fighter
jets, 80 heavy duty transport planes, 290 helicopter gunships (our good old
Apache's!), 6 submarines and more than 30 surface ships. During the past week our
Compassionate Conservative spirits soared and soared while we watched the
supreme performance of our Weapons of Mass Compassion in the hands of the
Israeli Army.
Because of all that whining by the Yurpeans, you were forced to say: "enough is
enough" to your good old buddy Ariel Sharon. That sure did not stop the Israeli Army
from continuing their little Spring Cleaning Operation in the Jenin refugee camp and
elsewhere on the West Bank !!! Because the Yurpeans kept whining, you sent Colin
Powell on a peacemaking mission in Israel. Remember, how Colin Powell handled
that little problem in My Lai in Viet Nam in the late sixties? Colin's damage-control
skills are unsurpassed! He sure is the best man to stop that silly Yurpean whining!!
You know, Spring Cleaning often takes longer than planned. Yesterday, my neighbor
read in the Norwegian newspaper Aftenposten that the Israeli Army was still pushing
some 900 dead bodies into fresh mass graves. Hey, no problem!!! We
Compassionate Conservatives know all too well: never rush a peacemaking mission.
If it comes to start a war, like the one in Pipeline-istan, we can't wait to launch the
assault, but peace sure can wait a few days, right? So, Colin Powell made few
detours before he went to Israel. On his arrival in Rabat, Morocco, Colin was one day
late to receive a warm welcome from a rally of 400,000 people. Sometimes, you can't
have it all, right?
To support freedom and liberty of expression the Israeli Government requires that
any news report getting out of Israel gets checked and signed off by a military
censor. That way the Israeli Government guarantees the unabashed, unashamed,
unlimited free flow of information about Israel worldwide. On the morning of March 31
the Israeli Army suspected that Jordan Flaherty, an American journalist, would try to
send uncensored information out of Bethlehem. So, an Israeli Army sniper fired
several rounds at Jordan Flaherty, but he missed, and Flaherty escaped unharmed.
With Anthony Shahid of the Boston Globe, Carlos Handal, an Egyptian cameraman,
and Majadi Banura of Al- Jazeera the Israeli Army was luckier. According to the
Boston Globe the Israeli Army has now fired on 20 journalists and wounded at least 6
of them. That is better than the batting average of the Texas Rangers, right?
You are not alone in your warm support of the Israeli Government and Army and
their Spring Cleaning operation. Last year the Coca-Cola Company received an
award from the Israeli Government for its sustained support of Israel. According to
the Israeli newspaper Ha'aretz also Danone, Nestle, Kimberley Clark, Nokia, Sara
Lee, Lovable, Hanes, Douwe Egberts, Kiwi, Wonderbra, Playtex, Nur Die, General
Electric, Raytheon, Hewlett-Packard, Cisco Systems, AOL Time Warner, Microsoft
and many other companies worldwide are proud business partners of Israel!! Not
whining Yurpean politicians, but hard-core Compassionate Conservative Companies
stand shoulder to shoulder with Israel!!
My motto for the week to come: Compassionate Conservatives Spring Clean the
Whole World!!
God bless 'Merica!
Your Nancy
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