-Caveat Lector- First it was emperor Tony himself, interrupting the death of the police force, health service and his euro debates with a discussion in the National Interest. DAVID BECKHAMs left foot had a broken bone.
You see it is possible that the Future of the Monarchy in the UK rests on that small little break in becks foot. Call it a co-incidence but all of england [and maybe a few lackeys in scotland] will be 'celebrating' the Queens Golden Jubilee. [applications for party planning have been unashamedly low.] and the only real reason for street parties all over england would be to watch a victorious english soccer side beat the world. the royal yaucht titanic was to have been floated on a sea of lager and english football. and empty patriotism - alas the unthinkable happened, the ant and dec world cup song sounds like rhetoric already - and its just out - JUBILEE AND SOCCER WORLD CUP were to have merged into celebrations of glorious engerland, presided over by happy queen lizardbirth [who temporarily mixes with the vulgar herds to win back the lost - ] BAD NEWS BECKHAM AND NEVILLE two of englands key players who are part of the official song had the BAD LUCK to get their toes broken - and frankly without them - there is not going to be any reason to street party - because england may beat nigeria, but against sweden and argentina - the sixpacks will be staying in the fridge :) What with the Queen Mum checking out with variety performance imitations of the UKs most hip street comedian and all [ali G] - or so the news was 'leaked', the Queen lizard herself has been heard lately expressing grave concern about beckhams foot. If the truth be truly told - its a vulgar fact that is preposterous to the extreme but nevertheless recently true. we've had new labour and the spin doctors - and now the New Monarchy and the spin professors. The game plan of all this spin is actually realistic and achievable or would have been but for beckhams injury. on the plus side for the monarchy - they made an indecent and lengthy 10 day theatre out of the queen mothers exit, but Beckhams injury is not to be underrated. this recent royal gamble on street cred is simply a ploy to get the sheeple celebrating the royal windsors - but if engerland get beat real bad in japan this summer - the whole nation will go into despondent mourning and media warfare for the next year and will probably pay no attention whatsoever to enhancing the reputation of the windsors. Other knock on effects to that is that Charles and Queen Camilla to be will not be for longer than they had hoped. So all the royals sem to have hitxched their stars to the careers and fitness of the england soccer team - an outfit that doesn't look too good without 2 of its key players. andrew hennessey <A HREF="http://www.ctrl.org/";>www.ctrl.org</A> DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion & informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are unwelcomed. Substance�not soap-boxing�please! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'�with its many half-truths, mis- directions and outright frauds�is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRLgives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ======================================================================== Archives Available at: http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html <A HREF="http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html";>Archives of [EMAIL PROTECTED]</A> http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ <A HREF="http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/";>ctrl</A> ======================================================================== To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
