-Caveat Lector- In this country they become politicians because it is a nice little sideline to the law work they carry out its all part of the Old boys network anyway their CV would not get them a job in the real world! The Mermaid ----- Original Message ----- From: David Sutherland <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Tuesday, December 03, 2002 2:43 PM Subject: [CTRL] why is it that so many politicians are ALSO lawyers?
> -Caveat Lector- > > why is it that so many politicians are ALSO lawyers? > > How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer? > She has an uncontrollable craving for baloney. > * * * * * * * > How does an attorney sleep? > First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. > * * * * * * * > How many lawyer jokes are there? > Only three. The rest are true stories. > * * * * * * * > How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? > How many can you afford? > * * * * * * * > If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could save only one > of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper? > * * * * * * * > What did the lawyer name his daughter? > Sue. > * * * * * * * > What do you call a lawyer gone bad? > Senator. > * * * * * * * > What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50? > Your Honor. > * * * * * * * > What do you get when you cross a bad politician with a crooked lawyer? > Chelsea Clinton. > * * * * * * * > What do you throw to a drowning lawyer? > His partners. > * * * * * * * > What does a lawyer use for birth-control? > His personality. > * * * * * * * > What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture? > The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles. > * * * * * * > What's another difference between a lawyer and a vulture? > Removable wing tips. > * * * * * * * > What's the difference between God and a lawyer? > God doesn't think he's a lawyer. > * * * * * * * * > Why does California have the most lawyers in the country and New Jersey have > the most toxic waste sites? > New Jersey got first choice. > > <A HREF="http://www.ctrl.org/";>www.ctrl.org</A> > DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER > ========== > CTRL is a discussion & informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic > screeds are unwelcomed. Substance-not soap-boxing-please! These are > sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'-with its many half-truths, mis- > directions and outright frauds-is used politically by different groups with > major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. > That being said, CTRLgives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and > always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no > credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. > > Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. > ======================================================================== > Archives Available at: > http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html > <A HREF="http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html";>Archives of > [EMAIL PROTECTED]</A> > > http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ > <A HREF="http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/";>ctrl</A> > ======================================================================== > To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: > SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: > SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > Om <A HREF="http://www.ctrl.org/";>www.ctrl.org</A> DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion & informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are unwelcomed. Substance—not soap-boxing—please! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'—with its many half-truths, mis- directions and outright frauds—is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRLgives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ======================================================================== Archives Available at: http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html <A HREF="http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html";>Archives of [EMAIL PROTECTED]</A> http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ <A HREF="http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/";>ctrl</A> ======================================================================== To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
