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Here's the one Steve means...
A member of the IRA, originally a farmer, has been sent down.
After a few weeks, he gets a letter from his wife, back at the farm, telling
how she is having troubles without him to help. The time is getting short for
planting, and she can't get the plough fixed, things are generally looking grim.
He writes back, telling her to forget planting the potatoes, but to go out
the the big field, and dig up the guns he buried there.
She replies, I got your letter by hand, when the Army came round and dug up
the field!
He replies, "haha, they didn't find a thing, cos I hid them in the SMALL
field!"
She writes again, "This time the police came round and dug up the small
field!"
He writes again, and tells her, "Now is the time to plant the potatoes."
It's the way I tell 'em. Badly, unfortunately.
Nigel
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