From:   "M. Wilso", [EMAIL PROTECTED]

If you are familiar with PETA (People for the Ethical
Treatment of Animals), then you are aware of the fact
they will do almost anything to protect animals. This
year's efforts to save Ohio's deer from the annual
statewide gun season has backfired.  For safety's sake,
hunters in Ohio are required by law to display at least
400 square inches of hunter's blaze orange on their
person when in the woods.

Capitalizing on the fact that hunters do not usually
shoot orange, PETA recently bulk purchased blaze orange
vests and have been affixing them to live-trapped deer
in Youngstown suburbs.  According to PETA spokesperson
Katie Reese, a total of 405 vests were successfully put
into circulation prior to this week, with additional
specimens still being caught and vested. Youngtown
entrepreneur Guy Lockey, of Guy's Outdoor Sports has
spit in the face of PETA by offering rewards for the
returned vests this week.

Hunters who can successfully bag a vested deer can pay
$5 for random and biggest animal awards. As of today,
308 of the vests had already been recorded as bagged
with most of the hunters registering for Mr.  Lockey's
drawing.

"It's so easy, you can see them coming a mile away"
said one first year hunter after checking in his first
spike buck. ODNR officials are worried that the poorly
thought out plan by PETA might get somebody shot
instead of saving the deer.

"Hunters have turned their plan upside down, we're just
hoping that nobody gets hurt and are hoping that none
of the vested animals get tangled in brush" said an
unnamed ODNR official. "PETA has really outdone itself
this time." Ohio's statewide gun season is open to
shotguns only and is scheduled to close on Saturday.

Yes, it's satire. I think...
M. Wilso


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